May 9, 2008

Here’s the latest in clothes for girls from Beyonce and her mother’s fashion line, House of Dereon. These threads are definitely going to be a hit, as there’s certainly not a lot of heels or boas out there on the market for four year olds. Aren’t all moms out there desperate for a way to skank up their tots, Pussycat Dolls style? I think so!
So go ahead youngin’s - grab that leopard print had, slip into your heels and that sexy denim outfit, and jam it out that piano you don’t yet know how to play. You look so damn hot, no one will even notice. [DListed]
Tags: Beyonce fashion, Music
May 7, 2008

Scarlett Johansson, 23, confirmed her engagement to her hunky older boyfriend Ryan Reynolds this weekend, and girlfriend has the ring to prove it! In honor of all the celebs who love to jump on the wedding bandwagon, we’ve picked our fifteen favorite rocks gracing the fingers of famous ladies these days. Check ‘em out ASAP - the way things go in La La Land, they’ll be divorced before you can get a good look at their bling. Right, Jen Aniston?
From left: Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Ashlee Simpson, Adrianne Curry, Heidi Montag, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, Paris Hilton, Katherine Heigl, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, and Amy Winehouse.
Tags: fashion, Movies, Music, Photos, Television
May 6, 2008

Luckily, some stars managed to pull out the hotness and rock their superhero looks at last night’s Met Ball. Let these ten starlets remedy the nausea you felt after viewing Rachel Bilson’s hair disaster.
From the left: Gisele Bundchen, Beyonce, Blake Lively, Ashley Olsen (with her dud of a sister), Hilary Duff, Julia Roberts, Scarlett Johannsen, Thandie Newton, Taylor Swift, and our fave: Kate Mara with Zac Posen.
Tags: fashion, Movies, Music, Photos, Television
May 6, 2008

Yep, that photographer is pretty much right. These outfits are hilarious and every seems to think so, except the stars flaunting them! Every May here in NYC the tulips bloom, the sidewalk cafes fill with people, and celebs come out in droves to show of their atrocious fashion sense at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala, which is thrown by Vogue editrix Anna Wintour each year (seen above in her haute couture moon suit). We’ve picked the top 10 worst wardrobe malfunctions from the event - which were supposed to reflect the night’s theme of “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy.” The only fantasy I have is of a giant sheet to cover these messes.
From left to right: Anna Wintour, Kimora Lee Simmons, Fergie, Amber Valletta, Mischa Barton, Posh Spice, Piper Perabo, Rachel Bilston, Tilda Swinton, Venus Williams.
Tags: fashion, Movies, Music, Photos, Television
April 24, 2008
Fergie’s new song for the Sex and the City movie is crapalicious. Do you agree? [DListed]
Good Charlotte hates Paris Hilton and wants their boy Benji to dump her bony butt. Our new fave band: Good Charlotte. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Has first daughter Jenna Bush gotten too skinny? W’s little girl marries in May. [Jezebel]
Denise Richards‘ new reality TV show looks really depressing. [CelebSlam]
We’re not totally sold on Kanye’s fashion sense, though he clearly is. [Concrete Loop]
Tags: fashion, Hip Hop, Movies, Music, Television
April 14, 2008

Sick and tired of sitting at home wishing that you had the style sense to put together outfits like Heidi Montag of The Hills? Well now you can! Yes, YOU! Heidi has singlehandedly saved fashion by launching her own line - appropriately titled Heidiwood, natch - of sexalicious garments at super affordable prices! Craving some booty shorts and a zebra print tank top that shows off everything you don’t want people to see? Well this outfit can now be yours!* So what if Heidi never actually wears this stuff on the show - her name’s on it and she’s making money off of it, so it’s gotta be cool!
*Half curly-half straight weave and douchey boyfriend not included with this offer.
Check out Heidi modeling her new collection. Hot or not?
Tags: fashion, Heidi Montag, Photos, Television, The Hills
April 9, 2008
Naomi Dropped Racist Slang During Arrest
The supermodel allegedly spewed racial slurs at the cops who attempted to arrest her. High fashion, low class. [DListed]
Paris Hilton Blogs her Deepest Thoughts
America’s princess, Paris Hilton, is in love with EVERYTHING, according to her MySpace blog. Her boyfriend, his band, Canada - what isn’t she obsessed with? [People]
Wanna See a Pregnant Tori Spelling in a Bikini? Totes!
Donna Martin has graduated from teen queen to MILF. [Us]
Ryan Seacrest Gets Benji Madden’s Sloppy Seconds
The Idol host has been squiring Madden’s ex-GF Sophie Monk around town. We can’t quite tell if this is a step up or down for the Aussie hottie. [JustJared]
LiLo’s Ex-Bodyguard Sues for Big Bucks
Linds is getting a legal whupping again, this time from a bodyguard who is suing for back pay. [E! Online]
Tags: fashion, Movies, Music, Television
April 3, 2008
Supermodel Linda Evangelista once famously said that she didn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day. Funny, that’s probably how much it’s gonna cost to bail her pal Naomi Campbell out of jail! Yes, the super-model diva has been cuffed again, this time after an altercation at London’s Heathrow airport. Sources are saying that she freaked after one of her carry-on bags didn’t make it onto her plane, and was hauled off the plane screaming and swearing. She allegedly even spit on a cop! Whoops. You may recall that Campbell was busted in NYC for hurling her bejeweled Blackberry at her housekeeper, and had to attend anger management classes as a result. Think she failed that class? [People, TMZ]
Tags: Naomi Campbell fashion
March 27, 2008

How many times can one couple announce their divorce? We’ve lost count, but we’re guessing Kimora Lee Simmons and her super-mogul ex-hubby Russell have done it, oh, a gazillion times, including today. We get it! You guys split up! Didn’t this happen in like 2006? Aren’t you both busy getting pregnant and doing yoga with your new (and might we add, much hotter) significant others? Earlier this month, Kimora said, “I’m in the paper every single week – that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends, or that I’m pregnant, or that I demand Fiji water … Lies upon lies upon lies.”
Oh Kimora. Admit it - you like being in the paper every week. Are we the only ones who suspect that the divorce reports pop back up every time our girl needs some publicity? Or were ya’ll too busy buying her new perfume - which launched last week - to notice?
Tags: Russell Simmons Kimora Lee Simmons fashion, Hip Hop, Music
March 24, 2008

Ahhhh, Kim Kardashian. The shopgirl-turned-trashy TV star is always fashion forward and an explorer of the avant garde (ie, the skimpiest dresses possible). And so we’d like to take a second to honor her recent red carpet outfit pick - this “dress,” which essentially looks like an exploration of the many uses of gold duct tape. Kim rocked the frock last week with boyfriend Reggie Bush on her arm, and we applaud her fearless attempt at fashion. A dress that shows of every inch of her body is daring, yes. But to do so in an outfit that looks like it was taped together and stuck to her skin? Now that is a true fashion risk. [Getty]
Tags: Kim Kardashian fashion, Kim Kardashians Ass, Television
March 24, 2008

Dear Brady Green, age 27 of Dublin, Georgia,
Leave Tyra Banks alone. Seriously. Don’t come to New York City again trying to make contact with her, and definitely do not lurk at her studio with a duffel bag full of magazine clippings about the supermodel and notes about your previous stalking attempts. Just because you’re reportedly big and muscly, doesn’t mean you scare us - or Tyra! The police may have let you go this time, but if you come back to mess with our Top Model, you better believe we’ll be calling the cops - or taking you down with a citizen’s arrest! Stalking ain’t cool, Mr. Green, and just because Tyra’s studio supposedly has no security doesn’t mean we won’t be guarding our beloved chatterbox with all our might. Not that TB needs our help - when life deals her something scary, she just turns it into a photoshoot on America’s Next Top Model. Now THAT is fierce (unlike you).
Signed,
The Tyra Banks Stalker Patrol
Tags: Tyra Banks fashion, Television