Stay away from swank L.A. barbecues where Shanna Moakler might be one side of the room chomping a burger and Kim Kardashian on the other side wolfing brisket - there may be some fists flying. The two petty princesses recently wound up in the same air space, and viciousness was everywhere. Evidently the bad actress threw a drink at the cheesy reality show star, later calling Kardashian “fat” and “a donkey.” This feud is about allegedly erotic texts Kim sent to Moakler mate Travis Barker. If all goes well, Kim will think of a way to retaliate. But she might want to bring a sister or two for muscle - Shanna’s known for punching and pushing.

Although her voluptuous curves and round ass helped make her famous, not everyone loves Kim Kardashian’s big badonkadonk. The New York Post reports that Kim’s boyfriend Reggie Bush reportedly has encouraged the star to lose weight. Kardashian was even allegedly overheard at an event on Sunday night saying that Reggie made her run the dunes in Manhattan Beach, CA.

But the woman who knocked J.Lo out of her number one spot for the celebrity with the best tush shouldn’t go too far. Do sidebends or situps, Kim, but please don’t lose that butt – it’s your best ASSet.

Kim Kardashian and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney stopped by The View in Las Vegas this morning to chit chat with Barbara Walters and the ladies. Kim showed off her most famous ASSet for the audience and also demonstrated her Bootylicious pose, which Kim said she does for a few minutes at parties that she’s paid to attend to make it look like she’s been partying all night for the cameras. Truth be told, she doesn’t drink and just shows up to chill out and collect her appearance fee.

When host Sheri Shepherd prodded the Bond Girl wannabe about her NFL star boyfriend Reggie Bush, Kim blushed and revealed, “I finally found someone so nice and so normal.” So sex tape videographer Ray J wasn’t so nice and normal? Why though? Regarding wedding bells, Kim told The View that nothing is planned right now, but when you spend that much time with someone, you hope that a wedding is in the future.

Shots of Kim’s Bootylicious party pose after the jump.

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Remember how Kimmie K. got all pissed that some chick was showing up at clubs pretending to be her? Well Na’Tasha Salim, the alleged impostor, has gone public - like very public - in the latest issue of Smooth Girl magazine. Here’s a peek! What do you think? She loves forensic science and entertainment law (hm, wonder if she’s an expert on celeb impostors?) and hates being single, bad pick up lines and dating famous dudes. Most importantly, she’s not into threesomes. But is she better than the real thing?

Kim and her sister Kourtney are good at one thing (well, a couple of things, if you include sex tapes) and that’s looking fierce for the camera. We visited our favorite site - OfficialKimKardashian.com, natch - and couldn’t stop drooling at this shot of Kimmy and her sis at a pool in Monaco. Is it candid? Is it real? Are they robots? They’re doing something right, cuz Kim looked really hot at an event in Monte Carlo last week (peep pics below!). Vacation does a body good!

I normally like to avoid talking about kids and their fashion flaws - my puberty was filled with so many awkward experiences caught on film that I can still empathize with tweens’ fashion mishaps. But when I stumbled across this pic of Kim Kardashian’s adorable little sister Kylie graduating 5th grade in a minidress (which we’d wear) and what appear to be 3-inch heels, I was kinda surprised, though not shocked. Afterall she’s probably just imitating what she knows: her skanky sisters. This is not to say that Kylie didn’t look hot - she did! But hot should never be used to describe a 5th grader. EVER. We’re sure Kim and the other sisters are fabulous mentors (Kim doesn’t drink, and we’re not going to say anything about the Tape That Must Not Be Named). But perhaps they should save their styling tips for Kylie’s 16th birthday and let her dress just like her graduating peers - frumpy, goofy and like a kid.

See above for Abigail Breslin’s outfit from Tuesday night for preteen fashion inspiration, and for more Kartrashiness, check out the pics below.

Poor Kim Kardashian. She’s gotten soooooooo popular that some dude has hired a Kim impostor to hole up at fancy Texas nightclubs in order to lure patrons. But let the truth be heard - that dark-haired, pouty girl is NOT KIM! She’s not very happy either, from the looks if it. In case you were confused and want some confirmation of what Kim does look like, we’ve posted a handy bikini pic above from Kim’s recent shoot with Ralph magazine in Australia. And contrary to the mag’s awful name, these pics will not make you want to barf. Promise.  [Via OfficialKimKardashian, the best site eva]

You know, when I go on vacation with my siblings all we do is take pictures of our sunburns and bathing suit wedgies and wear ridiculous muumuu style t-shirts that we find for $5 from a local novelty shop. Turns out the Kardashian sisters do just the opposite when they drop by Miami for a weekend of R&R. Kimmy and Kourtney took some super hot pics of each other while on their last vacation - for more of Kim prancing around in an outdoor shower, click here and swoon.

Kim Kardashian is having a horrible effect on her family, especially her littlest sisters. The neon pink is unbearable, but the tiny bra-sweater on little Kylie Jenner at the Wango Tango concert this weekend? Our hearts are breaking for the 11-year old. We never thought we’d say this, but Khloe, the sassy sister situated far right, is the classiest sibling in this pic. Which ya know, isn’t saying much.

More Kardashian craziness below!

Kim Kardashian’s official website may just be the greatest spot on the web - ever. Unlike some of her “peers” who have PR flacks manage their internet homes, Kim seems to be entirely in charge of her domain. The site is saturated with pics of her posing in half naked, with Paris Hilton and of course flaunting her ass. Even better, she posts style tips on what bikini bottoms fit her butt best! But the best part is the blog she regularly updates with posts - like this recent one featuring her favorite screwy pics taken with her MacBook’s Photobooth program. Even though she ends up looking like LaToya Jackson in a lot of these pics, she’s still pretty hot. Lucky. [OfficialKimKardashian]

Oh.My.God. This is by far the best video we have seen all week, and we implore every single person on earth to watch it NOW. Kim Kardashian is an activist ya’ll, and she and her sisters have made a video educating us stupid folk about the oppressive military regime in Burma (aka Myanmar). Seriously. Kim spends just as much time reciting facts about the country (recently hit by a devastating cyclone) as she does looking at herself in the mirror. It’s classic Kardashian! Let’s hope she gave some of that sex tape money to the Burmese people who need her help. [Official Kim Kardashian]

If you are inspired and want to donate to help the Burmese people affected by the recent cyclone disaster, check out the U.S. Campaign for Burma or MercyCorps.