Earlier today we told you about La Lohan’s latest career move, but it turns out the rehabbed starlet is doing more to expand the Lohan brand: the constantly legging’d actress is designing her own line of leggings. “I’m doing my own leggings line! But it’s a secret. It will be a while before it comes out, but I’m going to do it. I love leggings,” Lohan reportedly said at a party at her home.

While we agree leggings are a good bet for Linz, why stop there? Here are a few more products Lindsay could shill that are close to her heart.

LiLo Tan-n-Go — For the girl on the go, you have to show up everywhere looking orange, but who has the time between rehab and arrests? With this handy spray bottle, you’ve got time to tan before the cop reaches your car after pulling you over!

Camouflage Vodka — Did your recent rehab sob story land you on the cover of every magazine from here to Italian Vogue, proclaiming sobriety? That career resurrection not going so well and you need a drink? Hit the clubs with this trusty water bottle, and no one will be the wiser. Looks like Poland, tastes like regret.

Scowl Training — A foundering career, parents who should be committed, a drug problem and a little sister who looks like she’s heading down the same path you’re on: that’s a lot for a girl to handle. But how do you let the paparazzi know how you’re feeling? Simple: Scowl.

Coke Pants – When you’re caught driving around high out of your mind, you need an additional set of pants to support your “Those aren’t my pants” excuse to the cops.

Lesbian Companionship — When you’re burning emotional bridges left and right, it’s best to have that one friend who’ll always stick by you. Rumors of a sexual relationship have buzzed around Lindsay and Samantha since they first started hanging out, but as yet, no confirmation of a relationship. Nothing says “edgy” like lesbian-DJ-hipster-BFF.


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Lindsay Lohan sure can pick ‘em. While LiLo was enjoying her Mediterranean romp with three Italian men in 24 hours, her ex-boyfriend Riley Giles was busy cashing on the brief relationship he enjoyed with Lohan during and immediately after a stint in rehab. The snowboarding former addict sold photos of Lindsay to UK tabloid News of the World for a reported $120,000. Psst, Linds: the higher the amount they cash in for, the more they loved you. You can check out the shots here.

According to Lindsay’s ex, she’s swapped her cocaine addiction for sex and become a nymphomaniac. “The first time we had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked,” said Giles. “We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.” It’s unclear whether Giles sold his story for the monetary gain, or to further his reputation as a stud.

Now Lindsay’s mama — who was shopping around a post-rehab reality television show and who’s parenting skills are questionable at best — called Giles’ mom to give her a piece of her mind. According to Lindsay’s father Michael, “He apologizes.”


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