J. Lo’s Sex Face Ain’t What It Used to Be

I’m not turned on, and neither is her husband, from the look of things. Is there anything less sexy than trying to hard? Blergh.
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I’m not turned on, and neither is her husband, from the look of things. Is there anything less sexy than trying to hard? Blergh.

Kim Kardashian is having a horrible effect on her family, especially her littlest sisters. The neon pink is unbearable, but the tiny bra-sweater on little Kylie Jenner at the Wango Tango concert this weekend? Our hearts are breaking for the 11-year old. We never thought we’d say this, but Khloe, the sassy sister situated far right, is the classiest sibling in this pic. Which ya know, isn’t saying much.
More Kardashian craziness below!

A British lingerie company used four Sex and the City “lookalikes” to launch their new lingerie line, and the result is effing scary (both the models and the skanky underwear). We’re pretty sure Carrie Bradshaw would rather wear Easy Spirit shoes than go out with a frosted Shirley Temple hairdo like the one modeled above. As for the lingerie: normally we LOVE zebra print unitards with the sides cut out, but the blue bows kinda ruin it. Right? [Getty]

Here’s a list of the top five most awesomely bad moments of episode 3 of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila 2.
1. CHAD CAN’T FETCH A BALL
For the second year in a row, Tila Tequila split her wooers by sex and made the two groups face off in a “bi-athalon.” Among the athletic challenges, contestants were forced to dip their heads into an inflatable pool and use their mouths to pick up balls with symbols corresponding to their sex. Chad should have had an advantage in this exercise of fetching, considering that he has the brain power and disposition of a dog. But he couldn’t find the correct ball and began to bite the side of the pool out of frustration. In the meantime, the girls ate away at the boys’ lead and then won the challenge. Chad claimed later that the “snot rockets” floating in the pool prevented him from completing the task. But we’re talking about a guy whose idea of fun is to raise his legs over his head in bed and pass gas. Chad could probably bath in snot without being phased. Could it be that he doesn’t know the difference between a male and female symbol?
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Scarlett Johansson, 23, confirmed her engagement to her hunky older boyfriend Ryan Reynolds this weekend, and girlfriend has the ring to prove it! In honor of all the celebs who love to jump on the wedding bandwagon, we’ve picked our fifteen favorite rocks gracing the fingers of famous ladies these days. Check ‘em out ASAP - the way things go in La La Land, they’ll be divorced before you can get a good look at their bling. Right, Jen Aniston?
From left: Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Ashlee Simpson, Adrianne Curry, Heidi Montag, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, Paris Hilton, Katherine Heigl, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, and Amy Winehouse.

Luckily, some stars managed to pull out the hotness and rock their superhero looks at last night’s Met Ball. Let these ten starlets remedy the nausea you felt after viewing Rachel Bilson’s hair disaster.
From the left: Gisele Bundchen, Beyonce, Blake Lively, Ashley Olsen (with her dud of a sister), Hilary Duff, Julia Roberts, Scarlett Johannsen, Thandie Newton, Taylor Swift, and our fave: Kate Mara with Zac Posen.

Yep, that photographer is pretty much right. These outfits are hilarious and every seems to think so, except the stars flaunting them! Every May here in NYC the tulips bloom, the sidewalk cafes fill with people, and celebs come out in droves to show of their atrocious fashion sense at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala, which is thrown by Vogue editrix Anna Wintour each year (seen above in her haute couture moon suit). We’ve picked the top 10 worst wardrobe malfunctions from the event - which were supposed to reflect the night’s theme of “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy.” The only fantasy I have is of a giant sheet to cover these messes.
From left to right: Anna Wintour, Kimora Lee Simmons, Fergie, Amber Valletta, Mischa Barton, Posh Spice, Piper Perabo, Rachel Bilston, Tilda Swinton, Venus Williams.
Awww. We were all proud of Kim for ignoring Paris Hilton’s bag o’ cottage cheese diss about her bum, but it looks like Dash has taken the cruel words to heart! Kimmie K. was spotted getting the VelaShape cellulite removal treatment in Santa Monica, while her sisters (Khloe and Kourtney, we assume) were hooked up with some laser hair removal. The camera crew from their reality TV show was in tow, natch. Nothing is too embarrassing to put on TV!
Here’s Kim looking cellulite-free in Australia this weekend. Hm - if she’s down under, how did she show up in LA for her special skin treatment? Ah, the mysteries of gossip. [NYDN]
Flav takes his final three ladies to Paris, France for some romance! Check out a sneak peek of the next episode here, and tell us who you think Flav will dismiss next.
Still alive
Our girl, Thing 2 got the boot last episode. Did you forecast her fall?
Pics of Flav’s fallen hotties after the jump.
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Has the stress of Ashlee’s pregnancy [rumors] caused Petey Wentz to crack? Here he is at last night’s Iron Man premiere displaying an array of emotion — from happy to pouty to giving the paparazzi a fingers-up-the-nose F-you. This bizarre behavior has us wondering if the Fall Out Boy is falling apart.
Diddy, Robert Downey, Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Christine Taylor & Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Leslie Bibb were also on the red carpet. See pics below:
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Gwyneth Paltrow, who took a couple of years off to raise her two children with Coldplay singer Chris Martin, is back in Hollywood — and the media is eating her up! The maelstrom, however, isn’t about her role as the secretary of Tony Stark (aka Iron Man). It’s about her legs, her hair, her face, her toned body, and mostly her new collection of really sexy, high-heel shoes. Maybe movie critics will focus on the Oscar-winner’s acting skills once Iron Man has its U.S. premiere this Friday (she’s supposed to be amazing!). Until then, sign up to live like Tony Stark for a weekend and join the Gwyneth Paltrow love fest by clicking on the thumbnails below.
More pictures here.
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