According to a post on Oh No They Didn’t, MTV sent out a casting call for A Shot At Love 3. Tila fans won’t fail to notice that her name is conspicuously missing from the dispatch: “MTV is gearing up for another round of drama for season 3 of the scandalous groundbreaking smash hit series A Shot at Love. Wouldn’t it read A Shot At Love 3 With Tila Tequila if MTV’s sex kitten was set to return for another season of swapping spit and eating pig vaginas followed by inevitable rejection?

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Tila Tequila felt confident going into the finale that she had found someone that she “wanted to spend the rest of her life with.” That “someone” was Kristy. After Tila eliminated Bo, she offered Kristy the key to her heart. But Kristy wasn’t interested in unlocking it. “I’m not ready for this,” said Kristy, who had been privately questioning whether she wanted to be with a man or a woman after a whole season of practically begging to get inside Tila’s pants.

Should Tila get ready for A Shot At Love 3? Or just try a bar?

[Photos: MTV]

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Here are some of the highlights of Episode 9 of A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila.

1. TILA’S FINAL THREE BLOW UP CONDOMS WITH THEIR BUTTS

Tila Tequila flew her remaining suitors to Cancun and invited them to compete in a Condom Blowup Challenge. Most people would have caught the next plane back to the U.S., but Tila’s flackies obliged by hooking up a condom to a pump and blowing it up with their asses. Tila didn’t judge on speed, but on who could “blow” the sexiest. kristy (pictured above) looked the most, um, professional. She straddled that pump as if it were a penis dildo and she were the star of a porn flick. Bo was all about “blowing” first, which does not bode well for his potential in the bedroom. And Brittany won by simulating an orgasm and perfectly timing her exclamation: “I’m about to blow!”

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Tila Tequila’s been busy running her mouth again while wearing practically no clothes. This time, our bisexual reality TV babe is busy bashing her haters and waxing nostalgic about her time in juvie. Our highlights are below; click HERE for more.

On people who say Tila’s just pretending to be bisexual for her reality show:
“They can suck my dick.”

On sexual fakers:
“If you’re faking bisexuality, then you’d be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I’m not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they’re male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they’re really ignorant, and it makes me cringe.”

On her pre-celebrity days spent chillin’ in a teenage correctional facility:
“When I was younger, I was foolish and would rob houses and stupid things like that, but I’ve paid my dues. They actually sent me away to a correctional facility for bad kids. They put us on those small, special school buses, the short ones. They put you on a point list: You start off in level one, and it’s like prison. You can’t eat the good food, you have to sit isolated, by yourself.”

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Someone needs to tell Tila Tequila that making out with some chicks on national TV is not activism, it’s soft core porn. For some reason, our horny heroine thinks that she is responsible for the movement to legalize gay marriage. “It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she bragged recently. “Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

It’s so sweet that she thinks that having both men and women eat pig vaginas together in slutty bathing suits somehow helped to change the world. Awwww. Stupidity is so precious! So what’s next for Tila? “I am going to Africa,” she told Us magazine. “I think maybe I will fall in love in Africa.”

Just like we’ll fall in love with not having her hear from this airhead for a few months. Bon Voyage!

Tila went on a cross-country trip to have dinner with the families of the final four in Episode 8. Here are the highlights.

TILA GETS “PASSED AROUND” AT JAY’S HOUSE

“We are very open in our family. We love to touch and hug and kiss.” - Jay’s dad

The above quote doesn’t explain the half of it! At the dinner table, Jay’s mom informed Tila that Jay and his brother “share everything” before Tila and Jay took a break from their steaks to have a very public make out session, which got dad all hot and bothered. “Ooooh,” he groaned wantonly. “I love seeing this.” This is where the night began to devolve into total debauchery. Among the lewd antics at the dinner table: Tila gave dad a lap dance and kissed mom; mom and stepmom kissed each other more than once (on the lips); and mom and stepmom flashed their breasts, Mardi Gras-style. Turns out, dinner was only an appetizer for the main course — a family orgy in the hottub! The family passed Tila around to take turns touching and groping her. Jay’s family was accepting to the extreme. But would Tila really want to be in a family where every one wants to get in her pants?

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Here’s a list of the five most absurd moments of episode 7 of A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila.

1. TILA INFLICTS PAIN ON HER LOVERS
Tila Tequila took a page out of the Rock of Love handbook, herding her suitors to a tattoo parlor. But unlike some of the women vying for Brett Michaels‘ heart, none of Tila’s potential love mates had the guts to get a tattoo of her name, opting instead for shot glasses (Bo and Jay) and a replication of the star that Tila sports on her wrist (Kristy). Tila offered Fear Factor-like alternatives for those who didn’t want to get inked, including getting a piercing (Brittany), walking on broken glass (George) or sitting in an electric chair (Lisa). It’s odd how turned on Tila gets by watching others suffer in her name. She doted on Bo, for example, because: “He shaved his soul patch, he got his jaw broken and now he’s getting a tattoo for me!” What else would turn her on? Getting dragged behind a car? Gouging out an eye?

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It’s time for Lindsay Lohan to go public with her relationship with to Samantha Ronson - or so says know-it-all Tila Tequila. “I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine,” she said at the MTV Movie Awards this weekend. Tila continued her rant of sage wisdom, adding, “Just go all out with it! If you’re going to do something, do it all out.”

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There wasn’t too much controversy surrounding this year’s Maxim Hot 100 list. Sure, news broke that Derek Jeter and John Mayer have banged, like, half of the girls. And of course there are gripes with the list itself: Gisele isn’t on it; Halle Berry’s not in the top 20; and Mary Kate’s on it without Ashley. But did you catch Tila Tequila and some of the other hotties talking about which celebs they’d like to get in the sack?

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Here’s a list of the most absurd moments of episode 6 of A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila.

1. KRISTY’S GAY TEST

“I think that me and Tila standing next to each other is every man’s fantasy,” said Kristy on last night’s A Shot At Love. “If it doesn’t, you’re gay.” Could Kristy (pictured above) be right? If so, the unofficial poll that I conducted among friends suggests that approximately 75% of all men in the U.S. are gay. Read the rest of this entry »

According to Tila’s Hot Spot Journal, the reality TV star informed Entertainment Weekly that she’ll shy away from fame at the conclusion of this season’s A Shot at love With Tila Tequila.

“I wanna do meaningful stuff. After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long and feel like you have to find the next scandal to stay big. This lifestyle is fun and I worked hard for it, but I think in the long run, it’s a lot. I just wanna be in love for the rest of my life and move to an island and have kids.”

Living on an island may fit her penchant for wearing bikinis, but will she be happy if no one’s around to see her smoking body? Plus, does the person in the following photos look like they’re concerned with doing meaningful stuff?

Tila, you know you need the limelight. It’s time to join us.