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There’s one thing about February you can pretty much guarantee: when Valentines Day comes along the libido heads for the red zone. Appropriately, the conversation starts to tilt toward the nasty side of the street. All those sweet nothings are about something quite specific on 2/14, and they’ve got to do more with the boudoir than they do with a bouquet of flowers. We’re wondering if you know which tunes to play when you get upstairs, and we’re wondering if you can guess which lyrics of lust belong to which artists. Our new site can help you decipher the words to loads of songs. See if you can match all the dirty talk below to one of the singers pictured above. The answers are found after the jump. Click on the quote to see the full (sexy) song lyrics.

1. “If you’re liking what you’re tasting baby, let me know”

2. “Dive if you want to be a diver/wear a helmet with a light like an old gold miner”

3. “Don’t be ashamed of what you’ve got between those thighs, oh”

4. “For this body, so buttery brown and tantalizing/you would think I needed help.”

5. “You got me in a crazy position/if you’re on a mission, you’ve got my permission”

6. “I got a problem, I’m outta my mind over your body/women like you steal my control”

7. “Feel my rain come pourin’, soaking your lips’, baby…oooh”

8. “Your girl acting stank, then call me over/not on the bed, on the sofa/phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha.”

9. “You constantly seek me tonguing up and down on you/It’s time to pop your knees/it’s hot up in this peace”

10. “Maybe go to my place and kick just like Tae Bo/possibly bend you over, look back and watch me”

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