June 20, 2007
- Zahara Jolie-Pitt has so much sass, you can catch a whiff of her stink eye just by looking at her picture. Grow up fast, Zahara: VH1 needs you for its reality programming. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Paris Hilton responds to prison fan mail in a letter written all by herself. She didn’t need a helper monkey or anything! [Dlisted]
- Steven Tyler has man boobs. Next time he gets his lips and eyes done, he should put in for a breast lift. [CityRag]
- Pussycat Doll Carmit Bachar shows us her inner Doll. And by "inner Doll," I mean, "nipple." [The Superficial]
- T.I. says racial discrimination prevented him from buying a house he wanted. His solution? Buy a bigger house. I bet the racial divide feels so salty now that the economic divide has defeated it. [The Pop Culture Junkie]
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June 1, 2007
- Tyra Banks says holding a wine glass makes her feel sexy. This comes from her misunderstanding the phrase, "Nice stems." [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Avril Lavigne flips off the paparazzi. This is because, she is an anar-CHAIST!!! [Dlisted]
- A rep at the California DMV says he has "no idea" why Nicole Richie has her license after her DUI charge. Because she’s famous. Duh. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com]
- Angelina Jolie double fists Zahara and Pax. This is what you call binge parenting. [Just Jared]
May 18, 2007
- Amy Winehouse gets married. Now she’ll never have to write another sad song again! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Zahara Jolie throws major shade. She has her mother’s pout. [CityRag]
- Kid Rock flees from a party when he gets word that Pam Anderson will be appearing. Now he knows how the world feels when he opens his mouth. [Dlisted]
- Mischa Barton has a breast slip. That’s disgusting. Put it away! For the love of God, put it away!!! [Egotastic!]
- Rihanna joins the wild world of mom jeans. Isn’t it weird that fitting in with the cool kids at this point in time means rocking giant diapers with legs? [Crunk + Disorderly]
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