Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – even though most of us are at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up somewhere. Last Night’s Pics puts you in touch with all the action.

Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were photographed separately as they arrived to the Grand Reopening Of The New Museum Hosted by the Calvin Klein Collection. Ali Larter, Thandie Newton, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Julianne Moore, and Piper Perabo were also on the red carpet.

The 75th Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony was chock-full of entertainment. The performers included Ashley Tisdale, Natasha Bedingfield, Sean Kingston, Josh Groban, Tony Bennett, and Joey Fatone.

Big surprise - the stars of MTV’s Meet The Barkers are calling it quits for realsies this time. After shooting their reality - "look at us we’re a normal married couple with kids, tattoos and millions of dollars" - show about wedded bliss, the pair split, reconciled, and have now split again, for good. And good riddance to them! They join a slew of other couples who popped upon MTV together and in love only to find themselves bitten by the "We’re so happy together" reality TV show curse. Think we’re lying? Look who else has felt the black magic:

• Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. We all know what happened here. They went from Chicken of the Sea to see ya later.

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- I really didn’t believe that hip-hop was dead…and then came along Alvin and the Chipmunks v. 3.0. WHY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL AND CHEEK-STORING MUST THE CHIPMUNKS RUIN EVERY RELEVANT FORM OF POPULAR MUSIC AND SOCIAL EXPRESSION?!? [Best Week Ever]

- More Nick and Vanessa sex shots surface and these are just slightly naughtier than the last. If things continue at this rate, we’ll have full boobage by 2009. [IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com]

- Orlando Bloom is photographed rocking a patchy, rat-like mustache. Congratulations are in order to him for finally hitting puberty. [I'm Not Obsessed]

- Janet Jackson and bf Jermaine Dupri vacation in Miami. Her badonkadonk has expanded since the last time we saw it, but as with her last weight gain, it’s for a film role: she’s signed on to topline The Butt-y Professor. [CONCRETELOOOP]

- There’s a reason behind Matt Damon and Ben Affleck’s recent vacation cavorting: they’re planning to write together again. See, I just thought they were gay. [Just Jared]

- On the leaked pics of Nick Lachey frolicking nude with gf Vanessa Minillo, Nick says, "Where’s the scandal? …It’s not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker." He’s right. That would have made a much better story. [Dlisted]

- Megan Fox rocks a see-through shirt. This girl is gloriously trashy. What rock in New Jersey did she crawl out from under to get to Hollywood, anyway? [Hollywood Tuna]

- John Travolta says Scientology isn’t homophobic. What planet is he on? Oh right: Teegeeack. [A Socialite's Life]

- Scarlett Johansson sports a newly revealed septum piercing. She is now the girl with the pearl nosering. [CityRag]

- And speaking of piercing, Fantasia reportedly has had the jewelry in her clitoris changed. I’m telling you this because you deserve to know about the state of Fantastia’s clitoris. [Crunk + Disorderly]

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Check out this video of Nick getting p*ssed off at a pesky photographer while at the airport. The paparazzo allegedly said something crude about Vanessa as they walked by, so after escorting his lady friend out of harm’s way, the sensitive singer takes that giant tattooed arm and puts it to good use on the guy’s neck.

I’m all for chivalry, but couldn’t Minnillo have defended herself? We all know she’s got mad skills in the weapons department.

Poor little Jessica Simpson.  Her movies flop, her sister has sliced
herself into a total hottie, and now John Mayer wants nothing to do
with her…again. The hot and cold pair seem to have frozen over for
good, after an attempt at reconciliation on a romantic Mexico getaway
that left Jess in tears.

It’s too bad Simpson doesn’t have a strong man who’ll stick by her
through thick and thin. You know, someone like her ex-husband. Nick moved on a while ago with knife-lover and reformed wild child
Vanessa Minnillo, and sources reveal that he’s standing by his
live-in lady, fiercely defending her formerly flamboyant ways.

Oh Jess.  Hindsight really is 20-20.  Even with that Lasik surgery.

Check out video here of a smiling Simpson leaving an LA restaurant last night.

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