T-Pain Turns Himself in to Police
That warrant for driving on a suspended license finally caught up with the rapper, who is back home after being released by the cops. [Yahoo]

Shia LaBeouf Gets Drunk & Arrested
The new Lindsay Lohan has emerged - and it’s a dude! How politically correct. [People]

Dog Chapman Booted Off TV
Say goodbye to the Bounty Hunter - A&E has pulled the show indefinitely. It’s not canceled - but it’s not on the air, either.

Britney’s Bad Parenting Skills
Oh now this makes sense - Brit left her kids in the car (monitored, but still) on one of her two visitation days while she went chandelier shopping. Surely the parenting coach has something to say about this! [DListed]

Oprah Finally Speaks About School
The talk show diva is devastated by her South African school’s drama, but is “learning” from the experience. That’s our Oprah! [TMZ]

• Eminem Hearts Mariah
• Kelly’s Got Drama: Fires Manager, Cancels Tour
• K-Fed Might Be a Baby Makin’ Machine
• Christina and Nicole Sport Baby Bumps
• Paris Befriends Cons, Finds God and Becomes a Cartoon
• T-Pain Talks Britney
• Courtney Hires a Kurt Lookalike
• Jennifer Aniston Finds a Man and Makes a Movie
• Akon Apologizes in Song
• Britney Names Her Album After Lindsay

• Akon: Above the Law
• Criss Angel Loves Cam(eras)
• Britney to Judge on American Idol?
• Aniston’s New Man: More Than Friends
• The Lo’ Show
• Ciara Sez…
• Minnillo & Lohan: Knife Partners
• Ash and Pete Pulling a Nick and Jessica
• The Quotable T-Pain
• Paris: The Worst Week Of Her Life

T-Pain’s music paints him as something of a player, as he falls in love with strippers and partakes in one-night stands (after buying a girl only one drink!). His home life is actually much different — he’s been married for two years. When asked about how his wife feels about his musical persona, the man sometimes known as Teddy Penderazdoun said this:

"My wife doesn’t mind. All the money goes back to her. And that, she don’t mind at all."

Nice that she can be bought so easily. Love don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that bling. In addition to the divide between his music and his home life, T-Pain also sees a divide between his music and image — he may sound smooth on record, but in reality, he’s chunky. "I’m not trying to be Mr. Six-Pack," he says. And as this recent shot (source) proves…

…it’s a good thing he’s not. [New York Daily News / Top image credit: Getty]

- Jessica Alba says, "Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, ‘ugh.’ I don’t really think I look all that great." Amazing how modesty can enhance a girl’s hotness, huh? [Dlisted]

- Lindsay Lohan has no plans to cancel her 21st birthday party. You didn’t really expect her to take rehab straight with no chaser, did you? [Best Week Ever]

- An up-the-skirt shot of Beyoncé reveals something that looks a hell of a lot like a penis in her panties. "Frustrated drag queen," it is, then! [Rhymes With Snitch]

- Speaking of penises, T-Pain comments on Ray J’s: "He got a foot on him…no homo." No homo, my ass. And his. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Christina Aguilera’s new perfume is deemed "tacky" and "cheap" by market research groups. When reached for comment, Christina replied, "Duh. That’s the point." [A Socialite's Life]

[Image credit: Getty]