Notice that Mike Myers has not made our list, even though he’s dropping his new film, The Love Guru, this weekend. His flick’s terrible reviews may have totally turned us off, but we’re still down to be love gurued (fake word?) by some other hilarious kinda-hotties. It’s Friday, so kick back and enjoy our list of 10 Kinda Hot Comedy Dudes We’d Let Be Our Love Guru. Because kinda hot + super funny = a decent date, without the annoying stories about how awesome it was making Shrek. Sexy!

THE LIST

Bernie Mac - His hair is cute, his suit is seriously pressed, and we’d get to hear him say “milk and cooookies” over and over again.

Jason Segal - So what if he has a case of fat face in his pic above - just his performance in Freaks n’ Geeks alone makes him dateable. And he loves to be naked! A winner.

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Tags: Chris Rock•Dave Chappelle•Steve Carell•Michael Cera•Will Arnett•Bernie Mac•Jason Segel•Romany Malco•Will Forte•Paul Rudd•comedy•Movies•Television

Lindsay Hungry for Hilton’s Ex
LiLo satiates her need for booze and drugs with men - specifically Paris Hilton’s. We like these 12 steps! [NYP]

Dave Chapelle’s Six Hour Stand Up Act
The prolific stand-up broke his own record of doing stand-up for 6 hours and 7 minutes, clocking in at 6 hours and 12 minutes. We hope it was one long joke about walking away from $50 million. [Yahoo]

Posh Spice: “I’m a gay man!”
Victoria Beckham hates all other celebs who attempt a perfume line but excuses herself, claiming she’s “camp” and “such a gay man.” Which has what to do with her crappy scent? [NYP]

Britney: Lames Excuses in Court
The driving machine used her kids’ safety as an excuse to block court records from social workers. Since when does she have safety in mind anyway? Only when it helps her, apparently. [NYP]

Dennis Quaid Sues Drug Firm Over OD
The actor and his wife are suing a pharmaceutical company over the drug that was accidentally given to their newborn twins in large, toxic doses. [People]


Tags: Britney Spears•Dave Chappelle•Lindsay Lohan•Victoria Beckham•Dennis Quaid•Movies•Music•Television

Chappelle Destroys Dane Cook
The comic shattered his Laugh Factory endurance record by performing standup for an insanely long time: six hours, seven minutes. I’m Wayne Brady b*tch! [MSN]

Kim Kardashian Gets Low With Reggie Bush
Rumor has it, the sex kitten is teaching the football star some moves off the field. [Star]

Buy Paris Hilton’s Hamper on eBay
It’s in excellent condition…No DNA found inside, but maybe you have a better investigator! [eBay]

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Tags: Dane Cook•Dave Chappelle•Madonna•Paris Hilton•Paula Abdul•Kim Kardashian