July 22, 2008
Rap star Rick Ross likes to tool around town with a “Dirty White Thing” called Lindsay Lohan.
Rick tells Rap-Up , “I got my [white] Beemer, and that’s Lindsay Lohan. That’s what I use to do my dirty business. That’s my dirty white thing, you know?”
Rick has a fleet of cars named after celebrities including Oprah Winfrey and Rihanna.
What’s the luxurious flashy vehicle with curtained windows used on the cover of his album “Trilla?” Perhaps Rick dubbed this one the Donald Trump. The convertible Bentley that always has the top off this summer? Probably Rick’s Sienna Miller. And that Caddy with ample trunk space? That’s Rick’s Kim Kardashian.
August 20, 2007
Donald Trump knows the secret to getting people to do what he wants - insulting the s**t out of them. At least that’s what he did recently to Paris, Britney and Lindsay, so we’ll have to wait and see if his plan works. The millionaire claims that he is in negotiations with Britney to appear on Celebrity Apprentice and that Paris Hilton also “wants to be on” the show. He says, “We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it? We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.”
Damn! Strong words there, DT. The combover king also has a thing for Lindsay Lohan and is in the process of sweet talking her into appearing on the show. He says of the rehabbing actress: “Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them.”
And if there’s anyone who knows positive, it’s the Donald! Just look at the language he uses. Hopefully he’ll fix his hairdo before this new version of the Apprentice airs. After all, it’s a f***ing mess too. [NY Post. image: Getty]
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July 16, 2007
- Donald Trump has invited Rosie O’Donnell to join the upcoming season of The Apprentice. In addition to be an all-celebrity edition, it will also be an all hair-pulling edition. Expect an even more visible scalp on the Donald by the season’s end! [Dlisted]
- Paris Hilton shows off some nipple while surfing. At this point, a nip slip for Paris is when her breasts accidentally stay in her top. [Egotastic!]
- Rihanna says she wants to be “the black Madonna.” On your knees, then, girl! You’ve got work to do! [Bossip]
- Britney Spears carries a small dog around like it’s a piece of meat. Which it very well could be: something tells me that that dog’s gonna wind up between two pieces of bread. [CityRag]
- Justin Timberlake is set to open a barbeque restaurant in New York this week. After all, what goes better with ribs than blue-eyed peas? [Just Jared]
July 11, 2007
Donald’s daughter says there’s "zero chance" she’ll be accepting a spot on The View, and with very good reason. Ivanka revealed her decision to Ryan Seacrest:
"I’m working on the sexiest projects around the world. So, to me, to be
on a television show every single day at a designated period of time
just wouldn’t work in terms of my schedule."
Wikipedia says that Ivanka is currently "vice president of Real Estate Development and Acquisitions at the Trump Organization." Whew! That’s almost too sexy to read. Surely she’s busy constructing parking garages shaped like Pamela Anderson made out of silk lingerie, but is there really anything sexier than discussing potty training with women of all ages?
July 9, 2007
Pics: Brit and Boys Hit Up Church
The starlet and her sons spent Sunday morning praising the Lord at a Bel Air church. Maybe Britney’s serious when she says she’s praying for her mom? [X17]
Eva and Tony Say I Do Twice
The pair make it official with a small civil ceremony on Friday and a large-scale affair in a Parisian cathedral on Saturday, complete with a reception for their 230 guests at a French castle. Oh la la! [Us Magazine]
Trump’s Daughter: New View Host?
Though
it may look like a dis to Rosie, Barbara Walters is reportedly
interested in bringing Donald’s daughter Ivanka in to co-host her hit show
as a big "eff you" to Paris Hilton, who snubbed the veteran reporter
out of her first post-jail interview. [NY Post]
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May 14, 2007
Jessica “Deep Throats” Ice Cream
Sporting
a skimpy red outfit, Simpson takes the cone out of her mouth and says
“Maybe that’s what boys like. That’s what I do, so hopefully they do.”
Watch the sexy clip! [ebaumsworld]
Kardashian & Bush Are Dating
Paris Hilton introduced the couple when she was dating Reggie’s former USC teammate Matt Leinhart. Will we see a ‘Kim Kardashian Superstar: 2′? [Us Magazine]
“Mother’s Day” Sheryl Crow Adopts
She named the 2-week-old boy Wyatt, after her dad, and plans on reducing her tour schedule to become a full-time mom. [TMZ]
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April 24, 2007
Sanjaya: ‘I’m Not Just a Musician’
He wants to be a triple threat: singer, actor, and model. [MSN]
Blubbery Brit Has ATight New Bod
A belly-baring Spears was spotted last night, showing off her abs. It’s amazing what photoshop can do. JK! [TMZ]
Underwood Pulls Move on Cowboys’ QB
She helped Tony Romo celebrate his 27th birthday over the weekend. Hope she bought him some Stickum. [People]
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March 29, 2007
Cross you fingers. There’s a chance that The Donald might turn into the Kojak. The real estate tycoon has a wager with Vince McMahon regarding the results of this weekend’s Wrestlemania 23. If McMahon’s goon beats Trump’s goon, pop culture will have another buzzcut celeb on its hands, and Rosie O’Donnell will have a field day.
What would Trump look like without his famous comb-over?
