July 8, 2008
Serial monogamist Drew Barrymore and her boyfriend, that dude from the Apple commercials who always seems way too smug about MacBooks, have ended their love affair. Apparently when they took a second to stop making out and humping all over each other, they realized that they had NOTHING in common.
Barrymore’s people confirmed the break-up, and a source says Drew and Justin Long “are still friends,” which totally means something terrible happened between the two and they haven’t spoken for weeks. Maybe Justin discovered Drew secretly working on a PC, or maybe Drew got sick of dating a dude who only works in commercials. She was married to Tom Green ya’ll - this is a girl who demands class from her men! Drew moves on to new guys faster than you can say Poison Ivy, so we expect to see her making out with a new dude in 3…2…1…Now!
July 3, 2007
LiLo Moves Out of Party Apartments
Sources say Lindsay has slowly been moving belongings out of her place in LA’s Sierra Apartments, home to wild parties and stars such as Fred Durst, Matthew Perry, and her ex Harry Morton. [NY Daily News]
Drew Locks Lips with Zach Braff
Ms. Barrymore was spotted all over NYC this weekend, making out at various downtown hot spots with resident singleton and Mandy Moore ’s ex, Zach Braff. [Gawker]
The Hills’ LC Scores Paris’ Ex
It’s sloppy seconds for the Teen Vogue intern and reality star, as she’s caught leaving an LA nightclub holding hands with Josh Henderson, Paris’ pre-clink cutie. [NY Daily News]
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May 14, 2007
Jessica “Deep Throats” Ice Cream
Sporting
a skimpy red outfit, Simpson takes the cone out of her mouth and says
“Maybe that’s what boys like. That’s what I do, so hopefully they do.”
Watch the sexy clip! [ebaumsworld]
Kardashian & Bush Are Dating
Paris Hilton introduced the couple when she was dating Reggie’s former USC teammate Matt Leinhart. Will we see a ‘Kim Kardashian Superstar: 2′? [Us Magazine]
“Mother’s Day” Sheryl Crow Adopts
She named the 2-week-old boy Wyatt, after her dad, and plans on reducing her tour schedule to become a full-time mom. [TMZ]
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April 26, 2007
- Tyra Banks gives back…to the restaurant and waiter she recently stiffed. What a humanitarian. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Justin Timberlake’s wax doppelganger is approximately 5,000 times more soulful than he is. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Pam Anderson returns to her Baywatch roots. This time, with added buoyancy! [The Superficial]
- Memo to Britney Spears: Wear pants. [Just Jared]
- According to People, Drew Barrymore is most beautiful. According to people, her voice is not. [Best Week Ever]
February 13, 2007
Drew Barrymore, pictured here at Monday’s premiere of Words and Music being attacked by mini-jellyfish, tells New York that she is "so excited" to play cult eccentric "Little" Edie Bouvier Beale in the non-musical biopic version of Grey Gardens. And really, who wouldn’t want to put themselves in the shoes of a semi-coherent fiftysomething who lives in a decaying South Hampton mansion, surrounded by raccoons and defecating cats?
Drew’s forthright about the film’s opportunity to break her out of the romantic-comedy mode she’s settled into over the past 10 years. But her sunny disposition spills into her interpretation of the tragicomedy that was the Beales’ shared life:
"You know, love stories can come in so many different forms. I love Harold and Maude and Paper Moon. One of the greatest love stories I’ve ever seen is Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. It’s between two men, but I defy you not to get choked up at the end. I even think that Big Edie and Little Edie have a kind of love story. It is a love story. It is."
Love story, an opportunity to bicker in a public forum, same thing. No wonder Hugh Grant called her (to her face, no less) "annoyingly optimistic."
[New York Magazine]
