May 16, 2008
If you’re bothered by the idea of a girl being nothing more than a notch on a guy’s bedpost, then read no further. Still reading? Hmmm. You may be interested to know that Sports Illustrated has calculated that Yankees star Derek Jeter and rocker John Mayer have dated 11 of the girls on Maxim’s 2008 Hot 100 List:
We couldn’t help but wonder who has the better resume: Jeter or John Mayer? Jeter comes to the table with Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minillo. Mayer counters with Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz. We hate to admit it, but we’d have to say, advantage Mayer.
Without even broaching the subject of objectification, Sports Illustrated is so wrong. First, is there any combination of hotties in this world that tops Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba? Also, the magazine has its facts wrong: Jennifer Anison is not included in this year’s list. So who has the “advantage” now? Check photos of both manwhores’ girlfriends conquests and see where Maxim ranks them by reading the full list after the jump.
Jeter’s Harem:
See more photos of Mariah Carey, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minillo at Maxim.com.
Mayer’s Harem:
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz at Maxim.com.
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Tags: Cameron Diaz Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba Jessica Biel Jessica Simpson John Mayer Mariah Carey Scarlett Johannson Minka Kelly Jennifer Love Hewitt Gabrielle Union Derek Jeter
January 4, 2008
- Vivica A. Fox’s purported sex tape leaks. So when she denied it, was that b.s. coming out of her mouth, or was it a penis? [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Mariah Carey trolls St. Bart looking like a hooker. Or, are hookers trolling St. Bart looking like Mariah? The eternal debate rages on. [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Aniston’s ass…wait, Jennifer Aniston has an ass? That’s even bigger news than that whole Britney thing. [CityRag]
- Both Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown fail to show up in court for their divorce hearing. Aw! They’re having as hard of a time dealing with their split as I am. [Bossip]
- A “midget rodeo” hits TV and it’s…not on VH1. The universe is collapsing. [Best Week Ever]
Tags: Bobby Brown Jennifer Aniston Mariah Carey Whitney Houston Vivica A. Fox
December 6, 2007
What’s not to love about the inmate at a Green Bay, Wisconsin prison who went to court for his right to obtain a pic of Jennifer Aniston to hang in his cell? Er, I guess we can think of one thing - that the prisoner in question, Jevon Jackson, is in jail for murder. But other than that, it’s adorable! He ordered a commercial photo of his lady love, but was prevented from receiving it due to a rule banning inmates from receiving such images. The reason: The facility “adopted the policy in 2006 because of the increasing volume of mail — some 1,500 pieces of mail a day, according to prison officials. The commercially published photos often contained nudity or other forbidden content such as gang symbols, officials told the court.”
Jackson took his captors to court, which unanimously ruled in favor of the prison. Even better, they dissed Aniston in their written opinion on the case, stating that she’s starred in “several forgettable recent films.” At least Jen can take solace in the fact that someone out there loves her enough to battle for her - something Mr. Jolie-Pitt never did. [BostonHerald. Getty]
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October 16, 2007
Diddy’s NYC Street Fight
The rapper threw down outside a Big Apple hot spot over - what else - a chick. [NYP]
Kim Kardashian Teaches 9-Year Old Sis to Strip
This clip from Kim’s new reality show falls somewhere between killing puppies and taking candy from a baby on the ‘wrong scale.’ [DListed]
LiLo Back to Making Movies, Money
Look out LA - Lindsay’s back, and she’s sober. Who knows -she could be scarier clean than when she’s hammered. [People]
Jen Aniston Wants to be Oprah
In a new interview, the Friends star reveals that if she could, she would be Oprah for a day - because Oprah never got married, natch. [JustJared]
Kate Hudson Wants Owen Back?
The starlet’s turn-offs: drugs, smokers, socks with sandals, guys who hate kids. Turn-ons: attempted suicide? Errrr, something seems off here, Katie. [Mollygood]
Tags: Jennifer Aniston Lindsay Lohan Oprah Diddy (2) Kate Hudson Owen Wilson Kim Kardashian Hip Hop, Kim Kardashians Ass, Movies, Music
October 2, 2007
Lil Wayne Goes Big for his B-Day
The rapper has thrown himself a second birthday bash, this time on a yacht in Miami, complete with cigars and Diddy. [TMZ]
Cam Diaz Nuzzling a New Guy
Big surprise, Cameron is now getting cozy with some other actor dude. Shouldn’t she spend some time getting to know herself? [NY Post]
Jen Aniston Scores Orlando Bloom?
The actress was spotted on vacation in Mexico - with Orlando Bloom!? Go get ‘em, cougar! [ WWTDD]
Ben Affleck Blames J.Lo for Bombs
Ben boldly links all his crappy career moves to his time dating Jennifer Lopez. We’d point the finger at those cheap-ass hair plugs. [People]
Is Pam Anderson Pregnant?
Pam may be heading down the aisle because she’s already got a bun in the oven. Birth control doesn’t seem to exist in Hollywood, huh. [DListed]
Tags: Ben Affleck Cameron Diaz Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Lopez Pam Anderson Lil Wayne Hip Hop, Movies, Music
August 21, 2007
John and Cameron Heat Things Up
This new cute couple have been spotted out in NYC being “flirty” and “all over each other.” That “Wonderland” songs gets ‘em every time. [People]
Mary-Kate Spied On By Students
The twin reveals that she dropped out of college because she couldn’t stand her fellow students dishing on her every move. She didn’t leave because she’s dumb - she left for a dumb reason. [A Socialite’s Life]
Jennifer Aniston’s Puppy Love
The Friends star is set to star in the new flick Marley & Me, based on a book about one man’s life with his beloved, misbehaving dog. Kinda like Jen’s life with Brad! [Star]
Pics: Rihanna’s Accidental Nip Slip
Oops! Rihanna flashed the audience recently at a televised performance. We’re sure no one minded. [Egotastic]
K-Fed Finally Gets a Real Job
The former Mr. Spears is set to guest star on the teen drama One Tree Hill. He’ll be subpoenaing the whole cast - just for fun. [TMZ]
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Tags: Cameron Diaz Jennifer Aniston Mary-Kate Olsen Rihanna Jennifer Lopez John Mayer Kevin Federline Movies, Music
July 18, 2007
Pete and Ashlee: Wedding Ready?
Contrary to internet rumors that popped up yesterday, the rocker couple did not get engaged at the Live Earth concert a couple weeks ago. Give these two time - Ash is probably trying to learn from her sister’s mistakes! [Us Magazine]
Gwen Accuses Store of Copying Fashions
Gwen Stefani’s Harajuku Lovers fashion line is suing cheap chain store Forever 21 for stealing designs. There’s no ‘Sweet Escape’ from the law! [MSNBC]
Did Britney Beat Up Her Mom?
Britney apparently got slap happy after her Mom arrived at her house unannounced to visit Sean and Jayden. When will people learn - you don’t mess with Brit! [MSNBC]
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Tags: Ashlee Simpson Britney Spears Gwen Stefani Jennifer Aniston Pete Wentz Victoria Beckham Movies, Music
June 27, 2007
- Ciara is said to be dating 50 Cent. You’ll know she’s at the Vivica A. Fox level of desperation when she starts rocking collagen-puffed lips. Soon enough! [CONCRETELOOP]
- Jennifer Aniston reportedly says that her current boyfriend is better in bed than Brad Pitt. As he is not nearly as famous, he’s had the free time to perfect his craft. [Dlisted]
- Britney Spears’ damn nipples make another appearance for paparazzi. Leave it to vapid ol’ Brit to make exposed breasts seem boring. [CityRag]
- Gwyneth Paltrow on crutches should become the new patron saint of Inherently Funny. [Just Jared]
- Noted American Idol reject Frenchie Davis claims she’s the victim of racism, again. In related news, my sense of sympathy claims it’s the victim of fatigue. Again. [Crunk + Disorderly]
Image credit: Getty
Tags: 50 Cent Brad Pitt Britney Spears Ciara Jennifer Aniston American Idol, Frenchie Davis
June 27, 2007
Kim Kardashian Hangs with Hot Mom
Big surprise - Kim Kardashian is smoking hot, even in sweats. But check out these pics, because it turns out her mom is just as fine! Way to keep it in the family. [DListed]
Jen and New Man’s Secret Rendevous
A tabloid spy caught Jen and her British arm candy, Paul Sculfor, on a date at a bar, and was kicked out while trying to alert pals of her celeb spotting. As she was booted, the celebrity clientele applauded. Bravo? [NY Post]
Brunette Britney’s Botched Dye Job
After attempting to color her own hair at home, the starlet’s face ended up covered in black hair dye, causing her assistant to rush out to a salon for some dye-remover. Shouldn’t Brit have just gone there in the first place? [TMZ]
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Tags: Beyonce Britney Spears Jennifer Aniston Rosie O'Donnell Kim Kardashian, Movies, Music
June 19, 2007
If you were Mama Pitt, who would you like better? Your son’s wholesome all-American TV star ex-wife, or the tattooed Oscar-winning activist he’s currently shacking up with?
Take your pick, because it certainly looks like Jane Pitt has, and there are pictures to prove it! Brad’s mama was spotted entering Jennifer Aniston’s Malibu pad on Sunday, and visited with the Friends star for over two hours. Probably just a friendly chat between two old BFFS over some Smart Water about Angelina’s bony arms and Aniston’s new scandalous boy toy/Brad lookalike. The ex mother-in-law was escorted by her son’s security team, so he must be well aware of the visit. But what about Angelina, who recently described Brad’s parents as "equally loving" to their four children? Most ladies would probably be miffed, but Angie kinda seems way too cool to care. She’s too busy saving the world to notice.
Tags: Jennifer Aniston
