We asked you to create the perfect woman using the top nine ladies on Maxim’s Hot 100 list, which include Marissa Miller, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Mendes, Christina Aguilera (who won in the legs category by a landslide!), and Lindsday Lohan. You told us which of them had the fiercest legs, hottest face, sexiest midriff and best bottom. We tabulated your votes and photoshopped together the perfect woman. Tell us if you agree with the final results!

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Here’s your opportunity to play Anthony Michael Hall and create the perfect woman using the top nine ladies on Maxim’s Hot 100 list. The categories are legs, face, midriff (including breasts) and ass. We considered creating a category for personality, but decided to keep this exercise superficial — like Weird Science.

Click on the thumbnails below to see how the girls stack up against each other and use the comments section of each post to tell us who should win each category. We’ll tabulate your input and photoshop together the perfect woman next week.

MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE?

Marisa Miller	Scarlett Johansson	Jessica Biel
Eva Longoria Parker	Sarah Michelle Gellar	Elisha Cuthbert
Eva Mendes	Christina Aguilera	Lindsay Lohan

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If you’re bothered by the idea of a girl being nothing more than a notch on a guy’s bedpost, then read no further. Still reading? Hmmm. You may be interested to know that Sports Illustrated has calculated that Yankees star Derek Jeter and rocker John Mayer have dated 11 of the girls on Maxim’s 2008 Hot 100 List:

We couldn’t help but wonder who has the better resume: Jeter or John Mayer? Jeter comes to the table with Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minillo. Mayer counters with Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz. We hate to admit it, but we’d have to say, advantage Mayer.

Without even broaching the subject of objectification, Sports Illustrated is so wrong. First, is there any combination of hotties in this world that tops Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba? Also, the magazine has its facts wrong: Jennifer Anison is not included in this year’s list. So who has the “advantage” now? Check photos of both manwhores’ girlfriends conquests and see where Maxim ranks them by reading the full list after the jump.

Jeter’s Harem:

See more photos of Mariah Carey, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minillo at Maxim.com.

Mayer’s Harem:

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz at Maxim.com.

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Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – even though most of us are at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up somewhere. About Last Night puts you in touch with all the action.

Audrina Partridge hosted the Hpnotiq Halloween Party, where she boogied on down in her Madonna costume alongside Christina Milian and Justin Guiarini.

Jessica Biel, Thandie Newton, and Hanson attended a screening of Darfur Now.

Angelina Jolie, Meg Ryan, and Maria Shriver were among the philanthropic ladies at the International Women’s Media Foundation’s Courage Awards.

Justin and Jessica Playing House?
The cute couple are supposedly ready to take the plunge and share a house. Get ready for baby bump watch to start in a week or two! [Life and Style]

Lindsay Sued by Car Chase Victim
A passenger in the car Linds chased last month is suing the actress. Funny how she starred in a movie about some girl with no luck, and now she has none. Karma’s a bitch to bitches! [TMZ]

Paris Parties for a Price
The heiress and her little sis are apparently shopping around their services as party hosts to Las Vegas clubs, for a price of $500,000. We didn’t realize Paris’ wallet counted as a charity. [NY Post]

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Album Wars: Janet vs. Mariah
Uber-producer Jermaine Dupri is pitting Mariah Carey’s upcoming album against his girl Janet’s brand new joint, in hopes that the pseudo-competition will boost buzz and sales for both divas. JD’s producing Mimi’s new record too - isn’t Ms. Jackson a little jealous? [Mollygood]

Nicole & Joel: Fighting in Public
The dad-to-be reportedly unleashed his temper on his tiny lady friend, dropping a few F-bombs while the starlet stayed silent. Let’s hope they make peace before the baby arrives. [Star Magazine]

Super-sick Christina Cancels Gig
The little lady with the big voice had to cancel some stops on her latest tour to rest in bed with a bad case of the flu. [People]
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- Lindsay Lohan supposedly argues with a blogger over Gmail chat. We are so jealous! It’s not everyday you get insulted by, cursed at and begged to be left alone by a superstar! [Celebslam]

- Nicole Richie gets down and dirty about penis preference. It’s her mind that’s dirty, not the penis, FYI. [Dlisted]

- Mariah Carey and Hilary Duff duke it out over who has the best butt. Who wins? We do. [CityRag]

- Reggie Bush says he and Kim Kardashian are “just friends.” He’s just getting to know her ass. It’s going to take a while. [Bossip]

- Jessica Biel gets all frilly for the premiere of the I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Looks like someone has found something more exquisite than Queen Anne’s Lace! Finally! [Just Jared]

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Looks like Transformers star and bona-fide Maxim hottie Megan Fox is tripping all over Jessica Biel’s parade. VH1 News caught up with Fox on the Transformers red carpet last night and asked her what she would transform into, were she able to transform into anything she wanted. Her response? "Justin Timberlake’s girlfriend." Watch out, Jessica Biel! Megan Fox has the crazy eye!

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Nick & Vanessa: Talk Wedding Plans?
The two may have been spotted baby shopping for Nick’s niece, but sources say the pair has been heard discussing wedding plans. [Page Sizzler]

50 Cent Gets Close with Princess
50 Cent and Brit Sarah Ferguson,Prince Andrew’s ex, held hands after the rapper’s performance at a NYC concert for Sarah’s charity. We’re sure the Queen would approve - 50’s richer than she is! [TMZ]

Pics: Lindsay Boxes Out the Booze
Lindsay sported boxing gloves and threw down some serious punches while sparring her trainer this week. Wonder whose face she’s pretending to hit? [X17}

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- Isaiah Washington has spoken out on his firing from Grey’s Anatomy again. Since he sounds angrier every time he does, it’s worth following this story: one day his head might actually explode. [Dlisted]

- This Beyoncé and Jay-Z photo is an optical illusion. If you turn your head one way, it looks like she’s kissing him. If you turn your head the other way, it looks like she’s smoking a Camel. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Lil’ Kim grinds on Young Buck during a concert. Where she used to wear fishnets is now the hose of desperation. [CONCRETELOOP]

- Jessica Biel poses for GQ. Her boyfriend Justin Timberlake, on the other hand, poses as an R&B artist. They found each other! [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]

[Image credit: Getty]