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Remember how Lindsay Lohan - that super-talented spoiled brat - was going to redeem her fallen acting career in a new flick about Charlie Manson and his followers? We’ll it ain’t gonna happen, because no other actor would agree to work with the redhead! According to bloggerNikki Finke, “Lohan quickly became more of a deficit than an asset when they discovered that they couldn’t find any name actresses who wanted to co-star with her. (And even some name actors…)”
Hahaha! Ha. As Finke points out, us gossip hags may love LiLo’s drama, but people in the biz won’t stand for it. Too bad she never learned that life lesson in one of her three rehab stints. And even the benefits of her treatment seem to be wearing off, as she was spotted sneaking tequila shots with Hills ringleader Lauren Conrad. Drowning her career sorrows, perhaps?
We have no idea why LiLo continues to insist on having a singing career. It’s not like she’s actually very good at singing, nor does she have any fans. So basically the whole thing is glorified karaoke, done solely to massage Lindsay’s ego. Fine. But couldn’t she have at least picked a better song to drop from her new album? Listen to her new track “Bossy” and let us know if you’re down with the tune or think it’s rough on the ears. Ne-Yo wrote the track, and described it as “a song for Lindsay Lohan that people were gonna take seriously.”Seriously?We think not.
Let’s start by saying congrats to Dina Lohan for winning the “Long Island Top Mom” award last night, and follow with a hearty WTF to the people that nominated her.
TOP MOM and Dina Lohan in the same sentence?
Words truly escape us. Dina seems to think she deserved the award (she showed up with her 82-year old mom in tow) and claimed to gawking photogs that she’s never partied with her mini-me Lindsay, ever. Note to Dina - getting hammered with your kid counts as partying! MamaLo also offered up this tidbit of advice that she often provides Lindsay - moms aspiring to destroy their tots with reality show work and rehab should pay attention! “Just to be honest and to stay morally correct,” she said. “And listen to your mother.” [Newsday]
LaLohan is being accused by a Columbia University student of stealing her super-expensive fur coat from a club earlier this year. Whoopsie! Masha Markova and LoLo both attended a private birthday bash at a NYC club in January, and Markova’s coat disappeared from the table the two were sharing with mutual pals. Masha did a little web-searching and later discovered pics of Linds wearing the coat that night! After contacting the club she eventually got her coat back, but it reeked of booze, ciggies, Lohan BO and sadness (we assume). Now she’s suing the sticky-fingered starlet for $10,000 - the cost of “renting” the mink for three weeks.
Sigh. This isn’t the first time Lindsay’s been accused of stealing sh*t she could easily afford to buy herself. Is her life that sad that she needs to get her kicks snagging other people’s swag? Oh right - she was in I Know Who Killed Me. Yep, pretty sad! [NYP]
Looks like Lindsay Lohan may have swapped an addiction to drugs and alochol for an addiction to the ladies. Lilo, notoriously close with DJ to the stars Samantha Ronson (pictured above right), has added another sapphic pal to the mix, and there’s trouble in post-rehab paradise. Ronson — who was famously photographed attempting to cover up a passed out Lohan in a car just days before her admittance to rehab — has continued to hang out with Lohan, most recently flying to Long Island with the star to visit her ailing grandfather.
But just after rehab, Linz got close to Yahoo! heir Courtenay Semel. The two lived together for a short time before a falling out, but apparently are rekindling their romance. As reported by Star Magazine, Semel “can’t let go of Lindsay, and she’ll do what she can to win her back,” says a source.
A single picture has emerged that possibly shows someone who kind of looks like Lindsay Lohan maybe performing fellatio on a guy who could be her ex Calum Best. OMG OMG! But before you get your hopes up that this is the moment you’ve been wishing for since Mean Girls, check out the pic and think again. The image is so blurry it could be just about anyone (Kristen Davis, is that you?) and as much as we want to believe, we have a feeling this is just Photoshopping at it’s best. Want proof? We did a little magic on some pics above. If you can pick out the real Lindsay from the three famous ladies above, maybe you can decipher just what is going on in today’s sex pic scandal.
It’s like the democratic primary in Hollywood, but drunk on fancy vodka! Lindsay and Paris’s beef with each other escalated recently, after LiLo stepped into take over hosting duties from BritBrit at an event at the Scandinavian Style Mansion (we’re still not really clear on what this place is). Linds was all chill until she realized that the goods she was hawking at the party included handbags made by her frenemy Paris Hilton. Uh oh! She got pissed and bolted, and guess who stepped in to take over the twice-abandoned hosting gig? None other than Ms. Paris herself. The dude who organized the event had this to say about the feuding females, “I’m grossly disappointed in Lindsay for not fulfilling her contractual duties. But Paris truly saved the night. She was very gracious to everyone - and was the life of the party.”
Dina Lohan should seriously write a book on how to best screw up children. Lindsay Lohan’s enabler mommy-dearest was out and about with her youngest daughter Ali yesterday, and the two got busy incoherently plugging their upcoming reality TV show. While Ali mumbled something about all the advice Lindsay’s given her, Dina went on a tear about the family’s latest venture on the small screen: “… we have no choice. Tabloids and reality shows are not going away. If they know who Ali is as a person, it’s better.” Wow what great mom advice! If you can’t beat the hordes of paparazzi who exploit your kids, join them! Her other obviously genius move - giving Ali a haircut identical to hers. Nothing says “my kid’s growing up too fast” than a 45-year old’s do.
Lindsay’s career may be “back on track,” but her fashion choices are as poor-planned as ever. At a recent event celebrating her current Paper magazine cover, Linds showed up decked out like a Wall Street trader on top, with a fugly skirt surely deemed by someone close to her as cutting edge. Perhaps it was created by her pal Jeremy Scott, the fashion designer who shot the cover, but we have no idea, as all our clothes are from last year’s sale rack at Old Navy. Yet while our garb may be shabby, our eye for bad fashion is not. LiLo’s ensemble is an ensembleghhhhh.
Lindsay Lohan, rehabber extraordinaire, took a tumble while leaving new LA hot spot Villa the other night. Luckily some giant dude was there to grab her and shove her into her waiting SUV, so she could be shuttled off to her next exclusive affair. Now we’re willing to give LiLo the benefit of the doubt - she could have totally been in an 8-inch pair of Louboutin heels and possibly slipped on some ice air and toppled over. And hey, walking is really hard! But we’re kinda leaning toward the “someone poured a little too much bubbly into her Evian bottle” excuse. What do you think?
Oh my god. Ohmygod. I can’t believe this is really happening. Hi mom! Ha. Okay, deep breath. I am so honored to be named the Worst Actress of the Year for my work in this magical piece of art. This means so much to me, especially after I wasn’t even nominated for Just My Luck. And hey, let’s hear it for I Know Who Killed Me, which has won the most Razzies of all time tonight! We did it, guys. We did it.
Um, I prepared a little something to read; let’s see if I can beat the music. First and foremost, I want to thank God, for ruining Britney Spears‘ life this year and thus giving me a chance to steal the spotlight back from her. Thank you to Paris Hilton, for making me look a little less trashy. Thank you to my vagina. You always have supported me, even in the bad times, and are so special to me. I’d be nothing without you. To my family, for not giving me any guidance on my career. With your help, I wouldn’t have made this amazing film, so thank you for staying out of my life. And finally, I want to thank the guy who I am going to pick up at the after party in a couple hours. You are my rock, my angel, my hero. Thank you for not freaking out when I suggest we use my award in our foreplay. You totally understand the real me, even if you’re not going to remember my name tomorrow.
Remember how Lindsay Lohan - that super-talented spoiled brat - was going to redeem her fallen acting career in a new flick about Charlie Manson and his followers? We’ll it ain’t gonna happen, because no other actor would agree to work with the redhead! According to blogger Nikki Finke, “Lohan quickly became more of a deficit than an asset when they discovered that they couldn’t find any name actresses who wanted to co-star with her. (And even some name actors…)”
LaLohan is being accused by a Columbia University student of stealing her super-expensive fur coat from a club earlier this year. Whoopsie! Masha Markova and LoLo both attended a private birthday bash at a NYC club in January, and Markova’s coat disappeared from the table the two were sharing with mutual pals. Masha did a little web-searching and later discovered pics of Linds wearing the coat that night! After contacting the club she eventually got her coat back, but it reeked of booze, ciggies, Lohan BO and sadness (we assume). Now she’s suing the sticky-fingered starlet for $10,000 - the cost of “renting” the mink for three weeks.
