Nicole: Packin’ Pregnancy Pounds? After being photographed at a fertility clinic, rumors run rampant that the pin thin starlet is eating for two. [MSNBC] Paris On Silverman: An Effing B*tch Sarah cracked wise about Hilton on The MTV Movies Awards show. Now Paris is p*ssed. Good thing she has three weeks in the clink to cool down. [Us Magazine]
It’s hard to believe that the red-haired diva – who is reportedly still planning on throwing a Vegas birthday bash – is so particular about her treadmill options that she needed to split. It’s not like she was busy working out in the weeks leading up to her latest booze-fueled meltdown, unless she counts her liver as a body part that needs exercise. And I’m sure that the exclusive Promises, at $48,000 a month, has all the state of the art gym equipment the spoiled actress needs.
Let’s be real – Lilo just missed her paparazzi pals. Getting her picture snapped is one addiction that she’s not planning on kicking anytime soon.
Katie Holmes: I Want More Babies! Mrs. Cruise says having a family is "so amazing." No word on if she feels the same way about Scientology. [People] Sober Rosie: Fame’s A Drug The former View co-host reveals that her new book will detail the addiction of celebrity. It’s a good thing she just quit the show. [MSNBC]
Stage mother of the century Dina Lohan may be able to stop living vicariously through her daughter Lindsay soon — the New York Post is reporting that Dina’s mulling starring in her own reality show on E! The show is tentatively called Mom-ager and would focus on Dina’s crusade to turn Lindsay’s younger sister Ali (14) and brother Cody (11) into stars. No word on whether this would involve lessons in snorting and eating disorders. We can only hope.
Although Mom-ager sounds like extremely consumable hate-fuel (tune in every week to feel justified for loathing this woman!), it would ultimately be a terrible decision on her part. If you want to win friends and influence people, exposing the inner workings of your campaign to exploit your children and turn them into Hollywood trash may not be the place to start. But Dina’s eyes might be too clogged with stars for her to ever see reason. [New York Post]
Nicole Richie has lost all
her pals to sobriety and the slammer, and now she’s worried that she
might be next. Earlier this weekthe DUI diva revealed to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that she’s "nervous" about the possibility of prison,
but is ready to "take responsibility" for her actions. By actions, the pint-sized Simple Life star
means popping a bunch of pills and hauling down the highway in the
Poor little Richie girl! Maybe prison would do the emaciated starlet well. I hear the food has calories there.
Click here for an audio clip of Nicole dishing the dirt on Lindsay, Mischa, and her own legal woes.
Michael Lohan, a recovering addict
who’s training to be a drug counselor, is blabbing that his baby girl
is trying to kick not just alcohol and blow, but OxyContin. Takes one
to know one, I guess. Hey, Daddy-Lo, didn’t you hear your kid’s
tear-filled jam "Confessions Of A Broken Heart"? She’s still mad about
that whole "screwed your family, got sent to jail" thing and wants you
to leave her alone! Unless, of course, you know where she could get
some of that prescription drug deliciousness. Then you should
definitely give her a call.
And Linds isn’t alone in her crisis. Famous pals have got her back. Find out who after the jump!
Marilyn Manson, King of the Goths, returns with a new record next Tuesday. In advance of its release he’s doing all sorts of funny promotion, like divorcing his stripper wife, humping his barely legal girlfriend and covering Justin Timberlake songs. Now he’s even doing stand-up. Just kidding. Sort of. In this bizarre video, Manson discusses Lindsay Lohan‘s vaginal grooming. Hmm. Is Marilyn someone you’d let near your swimsuit area with a razor?