Spencer Pratt has scored big points in Round Two in his celebrity feud with pint-sized starlet Mary-Kate Olsen.  On Mary-Kate’s controversial appearance on David Letterman last night, in which she described Spencer as ill-tempered and wormy, Dave asked MK point blank if she was friends with Spencer in high school.  The taller half of the Olsen twins replied, “No,” but the above photo, which Spencer sent in to surfaced on Pink is the new Blog today, suggests the two were quite chummy.

Can’t you just picture Heidi Montag cheering on her man next to the ring?

The latest celebrity feud pairs The Hills’ villian Spencer Pratt against The Wackness star Mary-Kate Olsen. In round one, Mary-Kate stopped by David Letterman and described her former high school-mate Spencer as “wormy” and ill-tempered. She also said “he would walk off the field” during soccer games. Check out the video of Mary-Kate taking a jab at Heidi Montag’s fiance:

Spencer came back hard, hitting Mary-Kate below the belt and issuing the following statement to Us Magazine:

“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see,” he told Usmagazine.com Friday. “She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though,” he added. “She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

We love Mary-Kate Olsen, and by now we get her outfit choices. The weirdest, baggiest, most unflattering piece will always find its way onto her tiny frame, mixed with a braided hairdo and a freaked out facial expression. So it was no surprise to see her at The Wackness premiere in this giant white mess, some sort of couture cross between a sheet and a toga. Oddly enough, when belted, it ended up looking exactly like that crappy cloak Pricess Leia wears in the Star Wars flicks! All she needs is a light saber, giant buns and Harrison Ford on her arm, and she’d be the complete package.

M-K of course turned up at the film’s after party in an adorable little floral number. Why does she taunt us so?

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Yes, they may be tiny and wear floppy hats, but other than that the Olsen Twins really are just like us! The girls got hooked up with backstage access at Bonnaroo for their 22nd birthday celebration, and an undercover spy with a video camera caught on of them digging out a nice deep wedgie from her tiny Olsen booty while dancing around aimlessly to Jack Johnson. Nothing says normal like just going for that lodged underwear stuck up your butt. Way to go Olsens, we now like (one of) you a whole lot more. [via ONTD]

Guys, stop pondering how many billions Mary-Kate Olsen hoards under her mattress. It’s none of our f*cking business how much money she makes, and she’s pissed we’re even curious about it. “It’s nobody’s business if I am or I’m not [rich],” she tells Elle magazine. Ohhh - somebody’s sensitive! She continues:

“I mean, if you want to have a discussion about fame and what does it really mean to be famous these days, what’s celebrity anymore? What’s media? That’s different. I have a completely different point of view about all this because I was never thrown into it. I grew up in it. It wasn’t something that I aspired to. It’s just something I knew. For me, I just worked. I had a job. I’ve had a job for 21 years.”

MK is right. She is such a hard worker! We should focus on THAT instead of all her dough. Except…she makes it kinda hard for us to avoid her ridiculous wealth, because she spends all her down time flaunting it. Don’t want us to wonder how much money you have? Then don’t parade around town in $2000 boots. Common sense, girlfriend.  [Us]

More of Mary-Kate looking like a million bucks:

- Mary-Kate Olsen on the red carpet last night in NYC. Notice how the giant caterpillar draped around her head compliments the dress she stole earlier in the day from Aretha Franklin’s closet. Yep, being rich means ya just don’t give a f*ck! [Getty]

Some teens in Argentina have come forward with video of what they say is a gnome that is terrorizing their town while wearing a small pointed hat and walking around sideways. The guys were hanging out at 1 AM recently and caught the creature with modern-day cellphone video technology (check it out below). Jose Alvarez, who taped the traumatic event, said, “We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid. This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out…”

Let’s see - the pointy hat is surely an avantgarde fashion choice, the sideways walk must mean the gnome’s shoes are probably heels and therefore difficult to walk in…we’ve got it! The Olsen twins have landed in Argentina! Now the real question is - which twin is taunting these teens with their gnomish ways?

The millionaire siblings rock their trademark look at the Chanel fashion show on Friday, February 29th, in Paris.

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