As you may know, VH1 Divas Salute The Troops taped last night and airs Sunday, Dec. 5, at 9/8c. But the celebs host Kathy Griffin takes aim at in the show are probably hoping it never airs at all. Kathy, who fearlessly entertained the troops in a camouflage bikini, took jabs at Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Tony Parker, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen and more.
But she saved the most brutal — and hilarious — comment of the night for Bristol Palin. Noting that Bristol was the only Dancing With the Star contestant in the history of the show to actually gain weight, she quipped: “She’s like the white Precious.” Judging by how many times this was retweeted on TheFABlife’s Twitter, we’re pretty sure people will be talking about White Precious long after VH1 Divas airs tomorrow night. Hey, anyone interested in getting a Twitter trend going with #WhitePrecious?
Also, get ready for the reaction from the marines when The Situation and Snooki take the stage. It’s out of control. The Sitch gave the troops some very excellent advice: “Stay grenade free.”
Runner-up for Most Brutal Kathy Griffin Jab at VH1 Divas: Jessica Simpson couldn’t make it to the show because she “couldn’t fit in the hangar.” [Photo: Getty Images]
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We’re not sure this counts as a comeback, but maybe it’s a step in some sort of direction (we hope the right one). Britney Spears was spotted out on the town having dinner with actor/loud-mouth drunk Mel Gibson. Seriously. The pair hit up the Romanov Russian Restaurant and Lounge in Studio City, and sources say Mel and his fam has befriended the troubled singer and that he’s been offering her advice based on his own mishaps. Someone on the inside reveals that, “He understands what she’s going through. And he certainly has advice on how to not let it destroy your life.” We can only imagine…
Mel: Britney, trust me. Your career isn’t ruined just because you made a fool of yourself in public. I mean, I got hammered and went nuts and Apocalypto was still an enormous hit. Bigger than Spider-Man.
Brit: Apoca-what?
Mel: It was a movie I made about the decline of Mayan civilization. It was profound, to say the least. Epic. It was nominated for an Oscar for Sound Mixing – hellooooo!
Brit: Well, I really liked The Man Without a Face. I thought you might look like that in person. I was kinda scared to meet you.
Mel: We should really get the check. C’mon sugar t*ts.
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Movie premieres, awards shows, benefit concerts, and plain old clubbin’ – while we’re at home, the beautiful peeps are living it up. About Last Night puts you in touch with all the action.
Petra Nemcova, John Legend, Joss Stone, Ashanti, Diddy, Kelly Ripa, LL Cool J, Jessica Stam, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler were among those at the 2007 Angel Ball Benefiting Cancer Research.
Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe, Lymari Nadal, Mel Gibson, Jeremy Piven, and Damon Wayans attended an industry screening of American Gangster in LA.
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We saw what happened when Michael Richards took his hecklers too seriously. Well, you’d think after all that Jews/Wars/Sugart*ts stuff, that Mel Gibson would be Mr. Cool Cucumber regardless of who was pushing his buttons. But you’d be wrong. Evidently he was engaging in a Q&A session about his films, but freaked when a handful of protesters — one a professor, it seems — complained about the way Mayans are portrayed in Apocalypto. Seems they were badgering him. But he shouldn’t have told ‘em to…well, you’ll see.
Be cool, Mel. It’s all good.
Which Hollywood freak-out was most outrageous?
