Remember when Naomi Campbell was famous just for being a supermodel? Yeah neither do we. The washed up beauty (seen entering the courthouse, above) plead guilty today to assaulting police officers, after she suffered one of the most tragic disasters of our generation - the airline losing her luggage. At the time, Naomi was overheard on the phone ranting to someone, “They have lost my f*cking bags, get me another flight, get the press, get me my lawyer.” Forget real news, the press needs to cover Naomi’s bag loss! She also delayed the flight to Los Angeles for over an hour after she demanded the pilot leave the cockpit to search for her bag. That asshole move alone is worthy of arrest.

The good news is Naomi could actually get locked up for all her douchebaggery - she’s facing up to six months in jail and a fine of $10,000 for each of the two assaults. Soon she could be screaming to the warden about how someone stole her makeshift knife. It’ll be music to our ears!

Check out this real life Naomi, who got drunk and went crazy on a flight from NYC to San Fran. Soulmates!

It’s reassuring to know that even celebrities have meltdowns, though we’re not really surprised when it’s coming from Naomi “Blackberry thrower” Campbell. The supermodel celebrated her 38th birthday in Cannes last night, and took the party onto Diddy’s yacht (wouldn’t you?) But a few hours later she emerged from the boat crying and looking well, like some crazy drunk chick we often see weeping outside of a bar at 3AM. Stars ARE just like us!Diddy and Naomi have apparently had some beef before, even though they’re also close pals. The rap mogul allegedly screamed at her last year in the middle of Jermaine Dupri’s Grammy after party. At least Naomi got to breakdown while dripping in diamonds as well as tears. Seriously, the sparkling on her wrists totally distracts from the water works in her eyes. We bet no one even noticed!  [The Sun]

Supermodel Linda Evangelista once famously said that she didn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day. Funny, that’s probably how much it’s gonna cost to bail her pal Naomi Campbell out of jail! Yes, the super-model diva has been cuffed again, this time after an altercation at London’s Heathrow airport. Sources are saying that she freaked after one of her carry-on bags didn’t make it onto her plane, and was hauled off the plane screaming and swearing. She allegedly even spit on a cop! Whoops. You may recall that Campbell was busted in NYC for hurling her bejeweled Blackberry at her housekeeper, and had to attend anger management classes as a result. Think she failed that class? [People, TMZ]

Naomi Campbell has spoken out on her perceived unfairness of the modeling industry: “It is a pity that people don’t appreciate black beauty.” She’s so right. Literary horses are an underrepresented minority in modeling. Fashion designers are no friends of Flicka, which is so dumb because, like, duh, horses have the best walks. And don’t even get me started on their impossibly sculpted bodies!

Kidding aside, Naomi’s raging against the industry-wide machine that favors white models over those of other races. “Black models are being sidelined by the major modeling agencies…I even get a raw deal from my own country. For example, I hardly come on the front pages of London’s Vogue magazine. Only white models, some of whom are not as prominent as I am, are put on the front pages…I don’t want to quit modeling until I find that black models get equal prominence and recognition by the world media and information instruments.”

This is…complicated. It seems bizarre that Naomi Campbell should be complaining about representation, when she’s arguably been the best-known supermodel in the world for the past 20 years. But, then again, she’s right: there’s a disproportionate amount of white models dominating the industry. The sad fact of the world is that many people see Caucasian features as the highest standard of beauty — although this lopsided (and racist) phenomenon has been somewhat eroded in mainstream media. And that’s saying nothing of the fact that Naomi is actually bi-racial, and regularly subscribes to those standards herself (colored contacts, straightened hair, etc.). And also? She has the capacity to care about anyone outside of herself? Hello, revelation! Ugh. My brain hurts. I need to go pet a horse and soothe myself. [Telegraph]

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Today is not a happy day for Naomi Campbell. It’s the first day of her five-day community service sentence, a result of her pleading guilty in her 2006 phone-throwing tantrum. This means that she had to put her model lifestyle on hold to wake up before noon and report to a sanitation facility in New York, which, like, totally smells bad. If that’s not bad enough, she has to stand next to push a broom all day, which is totally going to make her feel fat.

Making matters worse, Naomi outed herself as being possibly related to Bigfoot as she entered the facility this morning: Click the image on the left to enlarge it, but be careful — the boots she’s holding may spill out from the screen and kick you in the face. Seriously. They’re about twice the size as her head. The Captain Caveman look? Not fierce. At least, not this season.

Click below for more shots of Naomi ignoring everyone while walking into the sanitation facility. [AP/Yahoo!]

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As a result of last year’s phone-throwing tantrum, Naomi Campbell was sentenced to community service. And now we know what she’ll be doing to help society: custodial work inside of a city facility for five days. This is the most humiliating punishment Naomi could possibly face, since she’s going to look so fat next to that slender, graceful broom! Click the picture on the left to see why Naomi will never live up to the standard of beauty set by the cruel, cruel world of janitorial supplies.

Besides, as you can see below in shots from Friday’s NAACP image awards, Naomi tends to surround herself with people who are, ahem, bigger than she is (here’s looking at you, Ty Ty!). [New York Daily News]