A little while back, we told you about the Battle of the Blondes. Seems Jessica Simpson got Pam Anderson‘s bikini in a bunch when she wore a t-shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat.” The thrice-married, sex-tape-makin’ Anderson countered by calling Simpson a “bitch and a whore.” Jessica held her tongue, but friends are saying Jess isn’t taking it too well.
Described as “disgusted” and “beyond mad,” a friend of Simpson’s told British tabloid The Sun that she isn’t allowed to say anything. “Her folks told her NOT to make a big deal of it – as that would only get Pamela the press she’s so desperate for.” If it’s any consolation, Simpson can stuff her trap with extra bacon cheeseburgers, while Pam settles for attention from Criss Angel.
Hurray! The greatest celebrity feud has just begun. Animal-lover Pam Anderson labeled Jessica Simpson a “bitch and whore” in an interview, after the singer was spotted wearing a t-shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat.” Yup, it’s pot and kettle time! She went on to say, “Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.” Dissed!
Pam Anderson is a vegetarian, among other things, but still we’ve gotta call bullsh*t on her for a couple of reasons.
1. She may not eat meat, but she wears it. While she renounced Uggs in 2007, she stuck her feet deep into those sheepskin boots for years. And seriously, if you can’t figure out those are made of animal fur and skin, then should you really be talking?
2. Google “Pam Anderson sex tape” and you get 1,750,000 results. So really, Pam, who you callin’ a whore?
[The Sun]
Are Pam Anderson and Criss Angel doing the nasty? This juicy coupling is currently just a buzzed about rumor, but we wouldn’t be surprised. These two are like the King and Queen of Vegas D Listers, and they kind of look perfect next to each other. And doesn’t Pam have a thing for magicians? Since her break up with Rick Solomon she’s been linked with her Vegas “boss” Hans Klok. Still, some eagle-eyed spy spotted Pam and Criss getting cozy at an Elton John concert this weekend! We predict a wedding announcement in 48 hours, tops. [M&C/Perez]
Is Pam Anderson preggers? For the sake of gossip, we effing home so. TMZ is claiming that Pammy, already a mother of two is knocked up by hubby Rick Salomon, from whom she recently filed for divorce. Rick is allegedly telling pals that Pam is “acting crazy” because she is pregnant (that sounds like something a dude would say) and is counting on her taking him back once her hormonal insanity calms down. Er, we have a feeling (call it a woman’s intuition) it’s Rick, and not the baby that’s making her act nuts. Pam took to her blog earlier today and simply posted “No,” which one can assume is her response to the rumors. But we refuse to believe it! We haven’t had a celebrity pregnancy announcement in 48 hours and we’re desperately jonesing for another one.
Last week, when Pam Anderson split from her husband – Paris Hilton sex partner Rick Salomon – for two days, it wasn’t just because they got married after only being together for 3 hours. There was another person involved! A man – or rather an illusion of a man, the mysterious monstrous lady-lover, Criss Angel. Apparently Salomon freaked when he caught wind of Pam’s canoodling session with the Angel while he was out of town earning the fam some bread at a poker tournament. It blew up into a huge fight and Pam headed to her lawyer a few days later. A pal of Pam’s said, “It was just another log on the fire. Their relationship is so volatile [that] I’m sure this won’t be the last time she files, but nothing happened with her and Criss; they were just hanging out.”
This is just one of the perks of marrying someone you barely know. One minute they could be all relaxed and mellow and the next second you’re learning they’re totally psycho! But honestly, we’d freak too if our woman was within one hundred feet of that magical idiot, even if he was just trying to pull a quarter from her ear. [NYP]
Say it ain’t so! Part-time magician’s assistant and full-time bathing suit wearer Pam Anderson recently stated in an interview that she’s considering retiring in the next five years. “I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy,” Anderson said, who divides her time between Starbucks and PETA events. So what does this mean for our face time with the beloved bombshell from the north? We suspect beach shots of Anderson in a white bikini, another sex tape and an inevitable divorce will keep her in the public consciousness.
Anderson, who recently married Paris Hilton-pornographer Rick Solomon, told USA Today that she’s the happiest she’s ever been, staying in “every night. Having sex.” And no doubt participating in their shared pastime of filming it.
Anderson also stated she looks forward to the curtain closing on the Vegas magic production she’s presently in, when she’ll return to Los Angeles to help out in her fourth grade son’s as “Multiplication Mom.”
- Ne-Yo gets dropped from R. Kelly‘s tour. Like many of Kells’ exes, he seems pissed off. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Julia Roberts parks in a handicapped spot. Fame is so crippling! [CityRag]
- Lily Allen‘s drunk again. Or should that be “…still”? [Jezebel]
- American Idol alum Constantine Mouralis performs at a Stein Mart in Ohio. That show never stops churning out the stars, huh? [Dlisted]
- Pam Anderson isn’t wearing a wedding ring because of the prevalence of blood diamonds. She is, after all, vegetarian. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
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Ellen’s Pup Problems Escalate
She may have wept openly on her show yesterday, but Ellen’s flack has apparently been playing a little dirty with the dog agency in question, whose president is now receiving death threats. [NYP]
Hills Stars Spencer & Heidi Get Hacked
Hackers allegedly broke into the couple’s respective blogs and posted confessions, claiming that they leaked the sex tape rumors about co-star LC. We smell two idiots orchestrating a super-smart publicity stunt! [People]
Pics: Pam Anderson’s White Wedding
Hurray! It’s the first pic from Pam’s Vegas wedding and – big surprise – she looks like she does all the time. Tiny skirt, big hair and massive boobs say matrimony to us! [Ok!]
Brit Bashes her Custody Judge
The worst mom in LA was overheard ragging on the judge in her court case. That’s the way to get those babies back, girl! [Us]
Lindsay Drops By Favorite LA Haunts
She’s backkkkkk. Linds did a little shopping yesterday on Robertson Blvd. surrounded by a posse of paparazzi. And here we thought she had kicked her addiction to attention. [DListed]
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Pam Anderson has married the man of her dreams – Rick Salomon, the 39-year old sex tape partner of Paris Hilton. What a catch! The couple – who count Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Shannen Doherty amongst their former spouses – got married in Vegas on Saturday night. The ceremony took place in between Pam’s two shows with magician Hans Klok, followed by a late-night reception. We wish them the best for their 
