July 8, 2008

A little while back, we told you about the Battle of the Blondes. Seems Jessica Simpson got Pam Anderson’s bikini in a bunch when she wore a t-shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat.” The thrice-married, sex-tape-makin’ Anderson countered by calling Simpson a “bitch and a whore.” Jessica held her tongue, but friends are saying Jess isn’t taking it too well.
Described as “disgusted” and “beyond mad,” a friend of Simpson’s told British tabloid The Sun that she isn’t allowed to say anything. “Her folks told her NOT to make a big deal of it – as that would only get Pamela the press she’s so desperate for.” If it’s any consolation, Simpson can stuff her trap with extra bacon cheeseburgers, while Pam settles for attention from Criss Angel.
Tags: Pam Anderson•Jessica Simpson
June 30, 2008

Hurray! The greatest celebrity feud has just begun. Animal-lover Pam Anderson labeled Jessica Simpson a “bitch and whore” in an interview, after the singer was spotted wearing a t-shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat.” Yup, it’s pot and kettle time! She went on to say, “Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.” Dissed!
Pam Anderson is a vegetarian, among other things, but still we’ve gotta call bullsh*t on her for a couple of reasons.
1. She may not eat meat, but she wears it. While she renounced Uggs in 2007, she stuck her feet deep into those sheepskin boots for years. And seriously, if you can’t figure out those are made of animal fur and skin, then should you really be talking?
2. Google “Pam Anderson sex tape” and you get 1,750,000 results. So really, Pam, who you callin’ a whore?
[The Sun]
Tags: Jessica Simpson•Pam Anderson•Movies•Music•Television
April 7, 2008

Are Pam Anderson and Criss Angel doing the nasty? This juicy coupling is currently just a buzzed about rumor, but we wouldn’t be surprised. These two are like the King and Queen of Vegas D Listers, and they kind of look perfect next to each other. And doesn’t Pam have a thing for magicians? Since her break up with Rick Solomon she’s been linked with her Vegas “boss” Hans Klok. Still, some eagle-eyed spy spotted Pam and Criss getting cozy at an Elton John concert this weekend! We predict a wedding announcement in 48 hours, tops. [M&C/Perez]
Tags: Criss Angel•Pam Anderson•Television
January 10, 2008
Is Pam Anderson preggers? For the sake of gossip, we effing home so. TMZ is claiming that Pammy, already a mother of two is knocked up by hubby Rick Salomon, from whom she recently filed for divorce. Rick is allegedly telling pals that Pam is “acting crazy” because she is pregnant (that sounds like something a dude would say) and is counting on her taking him back once her hormonal insanity calms down. Er, we have a feeling (call it a woman’s intuition) it’s Rick, and not the baby that’s making her act nuts. Pam took to her blog earlier today and simply posted “No,” which one can assume is her response to the rumors. But we refuse to believe it! We haven’t had a celebrity pregnancy announcement in 48 hours and we’re desperately jonesing for another one.
Tags: Pam Anderson•Rick Salomon•Movies•Television
December 21, 2007
Last week, when Pam Anderson split from her husband - Paris Hilton sex partner Rick Salomon - for two days, it wasn’t just because they got married after only being together for 3 hours. There was another person involved! A man - or rather an illusion of a man, the mysterious monstrous lady-lover, Criss Angel. Apparently Salomon freaked when he caught wind of Pam’s canoodling session with the Angel while he was out of town earning the fam some bread at a poker tournament. It blew up into a huge fight and Pam headed to her lawyer a few days later. A pal of Pam’s said, “It was just another log on the fire. Their relationship is so volatile [that] I’m sure this won’t be the last time she files, but nothing happened with her and Criss; they were just hanging out.”
This is just one of the perks of marrying someone you barely know. One minute they could be all relaxed and mellow and the next second you’re learning they’re totally psycho! But honestly, we’d freak too if our woman was within one hundred feet of that magical idiot, even if he was just trying to pull a quarter from her ear. [NYP]
Tags: Criss Angel•Pam Anderson•Rick Salomon•Movies•Television
November 29, 2007
Say it ain’t so! Part-time magician’s assistant and full-time bathing suit wearer Pam Anderson recently stated in an interview that she’s considering retiring in the next five years. “I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy,” Anderson said, who divides her time between Starbucks and PETA events. So what does this mean for our face time with the beloved bombshell from the north? We suspect beach shots of Anderson in a white bikini, another sex tape and an inevitable divorce will keep her in the public consciousness.
Anderson, who recently married Paris Hilton-pornographer Rick Solomon, told USA Today that she’s the happiest she’s ever been, staying in “every night. Having sex.” And no doubt participating in their shared pastime of filming it.
Anderson also stated she looks forward to the curtain closing on the Vegas magic production she’s presently in, when she’ll return to Los Angeles to help out in her fourth grade son’s as “Multiplication Mom.”
Tags: Pam Anderson
November 20, 2007
- Ne-Yo gets dropped from R. Kelly’s tour. Like many of Kells’ exes, he seems pissed off. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Julia Roberts parks in a handicapped spot. Fame is so crippling! [CityRag]
- Lily Allen’s drunk again. Or should that be “…still”? [Jezebel]
- American Idol alum Constantine Mouralis performs at a Stein Mart in Ohio. That show never stops churning out the stars, huh? [Dlisted]
- Pam Anderson isn’t wearing a wedding ring because of the prevalence of blood diamonds. She is, after all, vegetarian. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
[Image: Getty]
Tags: Julia Roberts•Lily Allen•Ne-Yo•Pam Anderson•R. Kelly•American Idol
October 17, 2007
Ellen’s Pup Problems Escalate
She may have wept openly on her show yesterday, but Ellen’s flack has apparently been playing a little dirty with the dog agency in question, whose president is now receiving death threats. [NYP]
Hills Stars Spencer & Heidi Get Hacked
Hackers allegedly broke into the couple’s respective blogs and posted confessions, claiming that they leaked the sex tape rumors about co-star LC. We smell two idiots orchestrating a super-smart publicity stunt! [People]
Pics: Pam Anderson’s White Wedding
Hurray! It’s the first pic from Pam’s Vegas wedding and - big surprise - she looks like she does all the time. Tiny skirt, big hair and massive boobs say matrimony to us! [Ok!]
Brit Bashes her Custody Judge
The worst mom in LA was overheard ragging on the judge in her court case. That’s the way to get those babies back, girl! [Us]
Lindsay Drops By Favorite LA Haunts
She’s backkkkkk. Linds did a little shopping yesterday on Robertson Blvd. surrounded by a posse of paparazzi. And here we thought she had kicked her addiction to attention. [DListed]
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres•Katie Holmes•Lindsay Lohan•Pam Anderson•Tom Cruise•Spencer Pratt•Heidi Montag•Movies•Music•Television•The Hills
October 10, 2007
Pam Anderson Pregnancy Rumors Heat Up
Pam and her new hubby Rick Soloman have apparently come together to create a baby. We hope they taped the conception - it’ll make a great 21st b-day gift! [DListed]
Britney Spears Passes Her Drug Test
Gasp! She couldn’t possibly have - but she did! Is Brit a better mom than we thought? [Us Weekly]
Kiefer’s Going to Jail for DUI
They’re locking him up for a total of 48 days. Surely his Jack Bauer skills can get him out of the clink, right? [TMZ]
Kid Rock’s Got Love for Pam
The guy offers up some choice words about his ex-wife to David Letterman. Think he’s bitter? [People]
Lindsay’s Cuddly Shopping Trip
The starlet drags her new boyfriend on a shopping spree. Does this poor kid know what he’s getting into? [X17]
Tags: Britney Spears•Kid Rock•Lindsay Lohan•Pam Anderson•Usher•Kiefer Sutherland•Movies•Music•Television
October 4, 2007
What is it about these Hollywood types that they can’t just break up and shut up? Take exes Kid Rock and Pam Anderson - their mouths are open and they only have wonderful things to say about each other. In the latest interview with Rock in Rolling Stone, he jumps right into a touchy subject without an ounce of tact. Here’s his tale of the time Pam got pissed when he ditched her(shooting in Vancouver) for a Lakers game: “I’m like, ‘Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, ‘You don’t care about me, blah blah blah.’ She finally comes up with this: ‘I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.”
Rock goes on to detail what happened when he finally got to Canada to see his woman, saying, “She’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, ‘That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’ ”
Eek. TMI, Kid! Pam’s publicist did confirm back then that the actress had suffered a miscarriage, but even if she made it all up, shouldn’t the guy just keep it to himself and his journal? Pam has asked that, “If he has nothing nice to say about me, then please tell him to stop talking about me.” Good luck, lady! [People. Getty]
Tags: Kid Rock•Pam Anderson•Movies•Music