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Between the Sex And the City movie and the recent love connection of Jennifer Aniston and 9-years-younger John Mayer, we got to thinking about our favorite famous Cougars. For all of you who don’t know, a coug is “a female, usually between 30 and 50 years-old, who enjoys the sexual company of younger men.” From Whitney’s rendezvous with Ray J to Demi being old enough to have given birth to Ashton, we salute Hollywood’s Hottest Cougars.
Now that Paula Abdul is getting some hot booty action from her 32-year old boyfriend, she’s doing whatever it takes to stay young. Because, you know, all that "exhaustion" is wearing her out. The American Idol judge’s cure-all? Lasers. Yup, Paula is supposedly getting an "allover body procedure called the Titan laser
treatment" that leaves her looking smoother, tighter, and presumably kinda crazy. In case you can’t imagine what she looked like when she was an actual youth and not just youthful, give a watch to the above video clip of a 16-year old Paula singing her heart out in the 1978 flick Junior High School. Did someone say pitchy? [Gabsmash]
Last night’s two-episode premiere of Bravo’s ‘wrecksploitation series Hey Paula was more boring than banging — if Paula Abdul is a trainwreck, she’s an extremely slow-moving one who’s particular about the color of her tennis shoes, and one who loves her dogs, black diamonds and Dunkin Donuts.
Now, is that any way to crash?
- Paula Abdul is writing a self-help book. Whether she intends it or not, the book is for drug users – if you’re turning to Paula Abdul for help, you are high. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay Lohan’s buddy Samantha Ronson responds to Candy Spelling’s open-letter contributions to TMZ: "Does she honestly think anyone cares what she has to say?" Who says irony is dead? [Dlisted]
- D. L. Hughley kinda sorta agrees with Imus’ infamous words about the Rutgers Basketball Team. Because if he didn’t, we wouldn’t have any reason to mention him, you know? [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Has Beyoncé gotten liposuction? If so, we finally have an answer to the age-old question: her body is, indeed, too bootylicious. [CityRag]
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Abdul: Treated Like "Dog Sh*t"
Paula’s p*ssed that her people treat her like cr*p. Then she falls over. Her reality show is gonna be amazing! [NY Daily News]
Angry Isaiah Axed From Grey’s
After stirring up controversy with homophobic cracks, Dr. Preston Burke is banned from Seattle Grace Hospital. [People]
Brit Caught Kissing Counselor
The washed up pop star met with her rehab-assigned drug counselor and ended the night lockin’ lips with the guy. Whatever it takes to stay sober, right? [The Superficial]
- Maggie Gyllenhaal lets it all hang out while breastfeeding her daughter in public. A child is a wonderfully inconspicuous way to explore your inner exhibitionist! [Dlisted]
- The press release for the upcoming R. Kelly-Usher video for "Same Girl" lauds the pair for mustering the "bravery and confidence needed to do something together." Indeed: it’s a long, scary walk to the bank. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Rihanna describes her new look as "glam rock." Until the day that she rocks glitter platform heels, I’m not buying it. [CONCRETELOOP]
- A preview of Paula Abdul’s upcoming reality show, Hey Paula!!!, features its star taking a tumble. Lidocaine is a powerful, powerful drug. [Best Week Ever]
- Nicole Richie acting camera-shy is like Paris Hilton acting penis-shy. It defies the laws of nature. [Just Jared]
Paula Abdul’s most obvious addiction isn’t to alcohol or drugs — it’s to denying that she’s addicted to alcohol and drugs. The lady’s protesting is of Shakespearean proportions. Once again, she’s spoken out on the widespread allegations, this time to OK! magazine:
"I’m sick of it - I’ve never been drunk, and I don’t do recreational drugs."
In case you need reminding why everyone in the world is convinced that Paula is loaded with toxins that would kill elephants, watch this video or this video or this video or this video or, everyone’s favorite, this video:
The news of Paula’s umpteenth iteration that she’s no addict just happens to break on the same day that another story has surfaced detailing an alleged fit the American Idol judge threw during a conference call. But you know how it goes for Paula: one step forward, two steps back.
- Paula Abdul slurs her way through a news segment in which she attempts to explain how she broke her nose. The moral? More injuries mean more painkillers for Paula mean more fun for us! [Best Week Ever]
- Imagine the most ill-fitting, pit-stained dress in the world. Now imagine it in teal and you’re thinking of what Jennifer Hudson wore on stage recently. Dreamgirl, wake up. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Courtney Love puts a new spin on an old Molly Ringwald favorite. Scary in pink…isn’t she? [Dlisted]
- Can Sharon Stone’s breast fit in a wine glass? Only one way to find out! [CityRag]
- Paris Hilton’s nipples poke through her dress, silently protesting their imprisonment. Paris should take note. [Egotastic!]
Chappelle Destroys Dane Cook
The comic shattered his Laugh Factory endurance record by performing standup for an insanely long time: six hours, seven minutes. I’m Wayne Brady b*tch! [MSN]
Kim Kardashian Gets Low With Reggie Bush
Rumor has it, the sex kitten is teaching the football star some moves off the field. [Star]
Buy Paris Hilton’s Hamper on eBay
It’s in excellent condition…No DNA found inside, but maybe you have a better investigator! [eBay]
Despite their bizarre and occasionally hostile on-screen banter, Paula Abdul says she and her fellow American Idol judge Simon Cowell share a "fun relationship." "He’s actually become a good friend," says Paula. But not that good. Paula says that even though they sometimes flirt together on the show, the thought of hooking up with him is "disgusting" and that she wants him "like a cold sore." "We have fun playing up the chemistry, but there’s also times when I would cross the other side of the street so I wouldn’t have to look at him." Sounds like a great friend! Also, could the "chemistry" she’s referring to be Valtrex? [AP/Yahoo!]
