- Heath Ledger reportedly is set to sign on for a sequel to Brokeback Mountain. It will chronicle his character’s experiences with homophobia and, let’s hope, his discovery of lube. [Dlisted]
- Whitney Houston makes a surprise appearance at London’s Swarovski Fashion Rocks show. She looks like a million bucks…and that’s not drug money or anything! [CONCRETELOOP]
- Victoria Beckham may benefit from a hair makeover she’s getting for the Spice Girls reunion. And if they throw in a free attitude adjustment, we’ll all benefit. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Shar Jackson wins Celebrity Rap-Off. I just cannot wait to see where this achievement will take her career! [Celebitchy]
- Lindsay Lohan‘s handler feels her up. He’s really serious about his job title. [CityRag]
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- Michael Jackson taps his spokesman to clear up some "misconceptions." Things that didn’t make the list: plastic surgery, the Elephant Man’s bones and whether or not he and La Toya are the same person. Those you can keep on believing. [A Socialite's Life]
- Katie Holmes‘ hands are alien-esque. Tom is so proud. [Dlisted]
- Angelina Jolie is called out for being good to her fans by a paparazzo. I don’t know what’s more surprising: that Angelina is personable or that a celebrity photog is refraining from biting the hand that feeds him. [CityRag]
- Speaking of Angelina, ex hubby Billy Bob Thornton may soon move into a house that’s close to her pad. Or, as Billy Bob likes to call it, the blood bank. [Just Jared]
- Shar Jackson is photographed with her negative pregnancy test. Not pictured: Shar Jackson’s negative relevancy test. [Crunk + Disorderly]
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Shar Jackson, best known as the mother of K-Fed’s two oldest children, is getting ready to throw down against Star Magazine, who recently reported that the Ex-Wives Club star was pregnant again with a Feder-baby. She’s hired a lawyer to fight the claim, stating that the rumors are affecting her children, who are being asked questions about their alleged new sibling by their tiny peers. Jackson has also issued this statement to the mag, denying the existence of a baby bump: "I stand by my truth by offering you an EPT test if you stand by yours and reveal your ‘source’ to me."
Okay! Okay! We believe you Shar! Whatever you say. Just please don’t go around waving your pregnancy tests in our faces. We beg you. No one wants to see that – not even the gossip rags.
- Will Smith says the secret to his relationship with Jada Pinkett is "really, really good sex…I’m really good at it." The only thing he’s better at is lying. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Britney Spears flashes her panties to the world. It’s been so long! It’s like seeing an old, crusty friend that smells like poop. [The Superficial]
- Victoria Beckham‘s reality TV show forces her to get a life. Too bad it’s still boring. [CityRag]
- Who has nicer breasts than Beyoncé? Jay-Z does! Jay-Z does! [Just Jared]
- Shar Jackson denies the K-Fed baby rumor that circulated earlier today. Bad move, Shar: you just gave herself an attention abortion. [Dlisted]
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Actress Shar Jackson is reportedly in her seventh week of pregnancy, and the alleged dad is none other than the former Mr. Britney Spears himself. 29 year-old K-Fed already has two kids with The Ex-Wives Club star (and two with Brit, if anyone’s counting), and can’t seem to stop his superhuman sperm from procreating. The two probably didn’t even need to knock boots, Kevin’s ‘boys’ are so strong they just hitchhiked from whatever corner he was hanging out on to Shar’s house in Los Angeles and made it happen. Jackson has two children from a previous relationship, so the baby on the way will bring the total number of kids in the Jackson-Federline-Spears family to a lucky 7.
Oh – but please, whatever you do, don’t tell any of this to Kevin. Shar still hasn’t mentioned it yet. Pssst – now might be a good time.
