July 22, 2008

Rap star Rick Ross likes to tool around town with a “Dirty White Thing” called Lindsay Lohan.
Rick tells Rap-Up , “I got my [white] Beemer, and that’s Lindsay Lohan. That’s what I use to do my dirty business. That’s my dirty white thing, you know?”
Rick has a fleet of cars named after celebrities including Oprah Winfrey and Rihanna.
What’s the luxurious flashy vehicle with curtained windows used on the cover of his album “Trilla?” Perhaps Rick dubbed this one the Donald Trump. The convertible Bentley that always has the top off this summer? Probably Rick’s Sienna Miller. And that Caddy with ample trunk space? That’s Rick’s Kim Kardashian.
July 22, 2008

Lucky for Janet Jackson, a federal appeals court threw out her $550,000 indecency fine against CBS for her Super Bowl 2004 “wardrobe malfunction” on Monday.
The Daily News reports that the three-judge panel of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Federal Communications Commission “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” in issuing the fine for the fleeting image of nudity.
Ninety million people were watching the Super Bowl halftime show when Justin Timberlake reached for Janet’s chest and her bejeweled nipple was exposed. Janet issued an apology and JT stated that Nipplegate was simply the result of a “wardrobe malfunction.”
The court found that the FCC fine for the “broadcast of a nine-sixteenths of one second glimpse of a bare female breast” deviated from its nearly 30-year practice of fining broadcast indecency only when it was extremely “pervasive.”
$550,000 for nine-sixteenths of one second! Sienna Miller better watch out; girl is gonna be broke if she keeps parading her boobs around.
July 17, 2008

Normally, reading about Sienna Miller makes us sleepy. She’s so bland and predictable - bohemian outfits, a boob flash or two, and a couple of sketchy romances with older dudes. This time the formula’s the same - but she’s naked and the older dude just happens to be married. Fine! We’ll pay attention!
Sienna and America actor Balthazar Getty have apparently shacked up together in the Italian Riviera, leaving his wife and four kids (the youngest just 10 months old) reeling. What’s sexier than that! The pair have been making out all over the place, and the paparazzi have got plenty of pics as proof. The best - or worst - part of the affair is that Sienna has apparently taken an oath of permanent nudity. She has yet to be seen with a shirt on - which makes the pics of the couple that much more scandalous. Check out her boobs - and their love here, here and here. They are obviously NotSafeForWork - or Getty’s wife.
September 24, 2007
- Victoria Beckham is rumored to be joining the Pussycat Dolls for a few performances. Going from the Spice Girls to PCD is like going from working the BunnyRanch to Hunt’s Point. Tragic. [Dlisted]
- Meg White’s rep denies those sex-tape allegations chalking them up to “a very twisted sense of humor.” I’m more concerned about people’s eyesight than their sense of humor, but hey, that’s me. [TMZ.com]
- The filming for the Sex and the City movie is underway. If we’re lucky, they’ll hold the sex. [CityRag]
- Lil Wayne adopts a Gollum-like stance for the cover of Vibe. He’s never looked more presssshhhhhusssssss! [Crunk + Disorderly]
- Sienna Miller is upset that nude photos of her have leaked. So is my stomach. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
[Image: Getty]
July 10, 2007
Thick-browed vixen in red, Sienna Miller is once again denying romantic involvement with Diddy — kind of. Rumors of the two’s private diddling picked up speed when it was announced that Diddy and his baby mama Kim Porter were splitting — just days before Sienna and Diddy were said to be canoodling at a Concert for Diana afterparty. Not so, the blonde controversy magnet reportedly revealed:
"I am in love with someone but not Puff Daddy. He’s just a good friend. Anyway he has a beautiful girlfriend."
Notice how she uses his old name, which means she could in fact be dating Diddy, P. Diddy, Sean Combs, Sean "Puffy" Combs, puff pastry, a puffy shirt, Diddy Kong, ’90s U.K. dance sensation Diddy or a game of Tiddly Winks. Furthermore, since Kim’s out of the picture, Sienna could very well be referring to herself when she says "beautiful girlfriend." That outfit and those eyebrows could only be rocked by someone convinced of their own hotness. [Zee News / Image credit: Getty]
June 28, 2007
There’s lots of star power driving the Concert For Diana - from Kanye to Fergie the performers are going to turn some heads. But the string of presenters is looking way strong, too. Sienna Miller, Clive Owen, Kiefer Sutherland, Liz Hurley, Dennis Hopper, and Patsy Kensit are slated to be take part on Sunday. And Mr. Ricky Gervais is set to make a few people laugh.
Watch the whole thing live on VH1 and VH1.com this Sunday at 11 am EST.