Last week, Movieline posted a list of “the six most egregious reality-stars-turned-singers,” and while it included two VH1-rooted personalities (Brooke Hogan and Celebrity Rehab’s Jeff Conway), not one member of the …Of Love universe popped up. For shame! The aspiring singers and rappers have provided some of the best musical entertainment VH1 has offered since…well, since VH1 regularly played music. (Just kidding! We still do! Sometimes!) Six of our favorites are below starting with…

Lacey Conner (Rock of Love) “This Thing Called Love”

Within minutes of the first episode of Rock of Love, Lacey jumped behind a drum kit and commenced annoying her fellow Bret-lovers with her infernal racket. But not even that could have prepared us for this synth-pop ditty and its curiously…curious video (directed by Lacey’s dad, Otis). Lacey’s played with industrial mega-band Pigface, which is kinda a big deal. The fact that this video has almost 10 times as many YouTube views as Pigface’s most popular video makes Lacey kinda a bigger deal…I guess?

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Gone-but-not-forgotten I Love Money bootee Chance recently spoke to King magazine about his kinda-sorta former flame New York, and what he has to say is…confusing. Describing sex with New York, Chance says:

“It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.”

It’s all well and good, since expecting sensitivity from Chance is like…well, expecting sensitivity from New York. Although she didn’t have those “silicone parts” until after the first season I Love New York finished taping. But whatever, it gets more confusing when Chance gives his parting advice for the HBIC:

“Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person. Stallionaires love you.”

So, having sex with New York was like having sex with a stuffed animal, but Chance isn’t opposed to doing it again. Is this his way of telling us that he’s a plushie?

Regardless, remember the good times, when Chance’s attraction for New York seemed infinitely more straightforward via the gallery below:

[King via ONTD]

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Tonight’s Rock Honors: The Who show promises to be full of all types of stars — from rock to reality — and we happen to know a few of your favorites attended. Rock of Love 2’s Ambre and I Love New York’s Mr. Boston were on hand for the festivities. Check out who else was at the show, and of course, watch what went down when the Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam and Incubus honored the Who.

See more pics from Rock Honors below.

Hey, Facebook fiends and MySpace mavens! We know you’re always trying to have some cyber fun, so to help you play with pals, we’re announcing the arrival of the SuperPoke!Fest. To celebrate our newest show, I Love Money, featuring some your favorite cast members from Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, and I Love New York, we’ve concocted 30 VH1 specific SuperPokes! to get someone’s attention. Yes, you will soon be telling pals that you want to “get romantical” with them, or “give them a thorny rose.”

As you poke someone you also have a chance to have your personalized message shown on VH1 during the four-day marathon of Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, and I Love New York. (Thursday, July 3 – Sunday, July 6).

Head over to our I Love Money page for more info on the show, it’s crazy cast, and the links to SuperPoke! your pals. Don’t forget to watch the show’s premiere this Sunday night.

With Maxim releasing its Hot 100 list, we thought the time was right to round up our hottest, sexiest, VH1 stars for our own list. We’re counting down 30 of Vh1’s hottest stars to ever grace our TV screens, and dropped our 15 favorite sexy ladies list last week. Today we present to you the finest male specimens VH1 has to offer. Can you guess which hunk nailed it at number one? Hop below the jump to peep our list, complete with a slew of sexy pics and an interview with our #1 pick. Drop your thoughts in the comments section below!

15. Flavor Flav - Flavor of Love
Sure he may not be conventionally sexy, but what other guy has successful made groups of women fall all over him (and in love with him) three different times? Flavor Flavvvvvvvvvvvvv!

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- Kelly Rowland is said to be prepping an expanded rerelease of her slow-selling Ms. Kelly album. It’s always smart to give people more of what they don’t want. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Katie Holmes isn’t just Tom Cruise’s beard, she’s also his platform. Seriously, he looks taller when he stands next to her. All he needs is for her to be his top hat, and then his dream of being Abraham Lincoln will become reality. [CityRag]

- At this point, the only thing keeping Jenna Jameson from becoming Mick Jagger is two bags of silicone. Let ‘em bleed, Jen. [Best Week Ever]

- Idolator runs down its Top 50 Hottest Hotties of rock…with sexy, not to mention supernatural, results. [Idolator]

- Charm School’s Shay and I Love New York’s Tango present at the Ozone Awards. That they were asked to appear on stage is the real victory. [CONCRETELOOP]

[Image: Getty]

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X17 has posted of a video (and pics!) of Brit driving away from a store blasting what sources say is a new tune from the washed up pop starlet. While it certainly is exciting to hear ten seconds of Britney moaning "Yeahhhh" over beats, the real magic happen inside the store when she realizes she’s about to be accosted by a paparazzi swarm. After appearing shocked by the onslaught of cameras, she exits the vitamin shop while groaning like a dying (but still sassy) lamb about to be butchered. It is both hilarious and horrifying at the same time - and 100% Britney. Something tells me this is how she and her sons communicate at home. One dead sheep groan means "It’s time to change your diaper," and two groans roughly translates into " Get mommy her damn cigarettes, you idiot!"

More pics of Britney making the "Holy eff I’m horrified by the paparazzi - but look at my sexy pink bikini shirt!" face can be found here.

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If you missed the I Love New York 2 - You Cast It special, have no fear: you can watch a bit of it below. Catch producers, Sister Patterson, Courtney/Goldie, Chance, Real and New York herself all weighing in on New York and her potential suitors.

And don’t forget, there’s still time to submit your profile for a chance to appear on I Love New York 2. Hit ILoveNewYork2.com for details. And, as New York says during the special: nose-pickers and bisexuals need not apply.

Call it a ploy for another 15 minutes. Call it a further bid to prove his heterosexuality. Call it crazy, or whatever else you want, but the fact is that booted Idol Sanjaya Malkar may be heading up his greatest American swindle yet by trying out for I Love New York 2. ILoveNewYork2.com now features a profile purportedly created by Sanjaya. Included are some shots, a video of him playing with Sour Patch Kids (is that a comment on New York’s personality?) and a brief message that includes the line, "…When I saw the opportunity to get jiggy with New York, I saw a way to even top my pony-hawk!!" It’s now the No. 2 highest-ranked profile — it could be No. 1 within hours.

Of course, it’s not likely that Sanjaya could make the show — at 17, he’s too young, for one thing (contestants must be at least 21). Additionally, there’s no evidence that the profile isn’t the work of an outside prankster — there are no exclusive images and the aforementioned video has been available on YouTube for over a month. Still, can you imagine the sparks that would fly if he did make it on the show? We’d have another 12 Pack in our hands, if you get my drift. Wink, wink…awkward smile.

After getting her heart broken three times on national television, New York is hungry for televised romance! Casting for the second installment of I Love New York is already underway and you can take part in the action and end up on the show. Guys interested in taking a crack at the reality TV-dating game should visit ILoveNewYork2.com, where they can create a profile and post pictures, videos, biographical information and blogs as a virtual audition. Everyone else can vote on their favorites and leave comments for them. Because really, the only thing more fun than laughing at guys acting like fools on TV is laughing at guys acting like fools on the Internet. Get into it!

After a series of elimination rounds, five guys who auditioned online will make it on I Love New York 2, set to air later this year. But enough of what we have to say about this, here’s a message from the HBIC herself, New York on what she’s looking for in this new crop of men:

Remember: visit ILoveNewYork2.com.

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The screaming. The rumbling. The tears. The ass-gesturing. The new hairdos. We had full access at the I Love New York reunion, which taped earlier this week and airs Sunday, April 15 at 9/8c on VH1. It could be the most explosive and shocking reunion yet. We can’t say too much about what went down, but as a preview, we pulled a few quotes that were too good not to share. Not all of these may make it to air, but try to guess which I Love New York personality said the following, and check back next week for the answers. 

1. "My credit is so good that I have my own Visa card."

2. "She rode out on shell-back, I rode out on horseback."

3. "Like you, I am a man of Christ."

4. "Everywhere I go, I get free shots, free drinks, free one-night stands."

5. "Women don’t put perfume on their lips!"

6. "I did what I had to do to X him out, and obviously, I got X’ed out."

7. "I don’t believe in MySpace gangstas. I don’t believe in Internet thugs."

8. "Talk to the ass, bitch."