Brangelina’s Super Spoiled Babies
Little Maddox has started kindergarten at a posh NYC school, where he only speaks French and eats gourmet lunches. Oh la (b)la(gh). [TMZ]
JT Celebrates VMAs with Two Ladies
The award-winning hottie skipped the VMA after parties to dine with his mom and girlfriend Jessica Biel. Sigh. He woulda been a good influence on Britney. [People]
Lindsay Loves Her Dad Again
The pair’s reconciliation continues at her Utah rehab, where they picked roses and hugged for the cameras. Who knew the paparazzi would be a part of the healing? [X17]
Mary-Kate Olsen Grows Up on TV
Check out this video of the twin’s most recent televised role – as a God-loving pothead on the hit show Weeds. Wanna see her smoke joints and make out on camera? You got it dude! [Just Jared]
Jessica: Desperate for More Mayer
The sad divorcee was spotted leaving John Mayer’s apartment building yesterday morning. Her body may not be a wonderland, but it’s good enough for a one night stand. [Gawker]
- When Jessica Simpson found out John Mayer and Cameron Diaz are dating, she reportedly “had her mouth open a mile wide.” Unfortunately, John did not accept the invitation. [Dlisted]
- Terrence Howard says that when he can “discipline” himself in the area of sex, he’ll become a Jehovah’s Witness. Jehovah is such a killjoy. [Crunk + Disorderly]
- The woman Remy Ma shot speaks out: “It’s really hard. It really hurts.” Is she talking about her injury or Remy’s hairdo? [CONCRETELOOP]
- Lauren Conrad is photographed in a bikini. This is her way of reiterating that she’s younger, thinner and has more free time than you, just in case you missed The Hills this week. [The Blemish]
- James Blunt hooks up with yet another model. “You’re beautiful,” isn’t a line; it’s a way of life. [Celebslam]
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That’s a lot of GAP ads, is all I’m saying. I mean, I hope… Yah. Are we, you kno – yah. We cool? Cause I would nev- good. good. Sorry. Okay, I’m gon-yah, I’m gonna go. NO, I just.. I hav- bye.
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This new cute couple have been spotted out in NYC being “flirty” and “all over each other.” That “Wonderland” songs gets ‘em every time. [People]
Mary-Kate Spied On By Students
The twin reveals that she dropped out of college because she couldn’t stand her fellow students dishing on her every move. She didn’t leave because she’s dumb – she left for a dumb reason. [A Socialite's Life]
Jennifer Aniston’s Puppy Love
The Friends star is set to star in the new flick Marley & Me, based on a book about one man’s life with his beloved, misbehaving dog. Kinda like Jen’s life with Brad! [Star]
Pics: Rihanna’s Accidental Nip Slip
Oops! Rihanna flashed the audience recently at a televised performance. We’re sure no one minded. [Egotastic]
K-Fed Finally Gets a Real Job
The former Mr. Spears is set to guest star on the teen drama One Tree Hill. He’ll be subpoenaing the whole cast – just for fun. [TMZ]
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If the Darth Vader remix of “Chocolate Rain” didn’t take it to the level you like, Mr John Mayer and Mr. Sharrod Small have an update. The guys bust the quacky InterWeb hit out of Tay Zonday‘s basso profundo register and put a little falsetto on it. Good clean fun. Though we’re still not sure that we forgive Mayer for his equestrian romancing (scroll down past Alicia).
Pics: Christina Shows Off Baby Bump
New love alert! The rocker and actress were spotted out for a romantic dinner in New York City doing all the right things to signal that they might be a pair – cozying, cuddling and canoodling. It’s always so exciting when a new Hollywood couple blossoms, especially when it’s two people so obviously on the rebound. Cam has yet to move on from dating Mr. SexyBack, and poor John is trying to get past the mistake that was doing it with Jessica Simpson. And really, who else is left for these two to date? I guess they could both go after Britney Spears, seeing as she apparently swings both ways. But it seems like all the ass in Hollywood has already been tapped, so Cam and John better make it work! [
