jessicasimp_links2.jpgJessica Simpson‘s Working Girl remake Blonde Ambition will reportedly go straight-to-DVD. They should change the title to This Ain’t Working, Girl. [Dlisted]

- Kimberly Stewart reportedly plays a practical joke on Diddy by stealing his yacht. She could have played and easier and infinitely more hilarious practical joke by simply complimenting his music. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Drew Carey greets his Price Is Right audience with a single, “F***.” Hey, an F-bomb is one way to get that Plinko chip going. [Best Week Ever]

- Lil’ Kim rocks a “Leave Lindsay A-Lohan” shirt. The back of Kim’s is personalized, though – it reads, “Pay attention to me, instead!” [Popbytes]

- Kate Beckinsale wows the geeks at ComicCon. This year’s theme? Erections of Fury. [CityRag]

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Isaiah_links- Isaiah Washington has spoken out on his firing from Grey’s Anatomy again. Since he sounds angrier every time he does, it’s worth following this story: one day his head might actually explode. [Dlisted]

- This Beyoncé and Jay-Z photo is an optical illusion. If you turn your head one way, it looks like she’s kissing him. If you turn your head the other way, it looks like she’s smoking a Camel. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Lil’ Kim grinds on Young Buck during a concert. Where she used to wear fishnets is now the hose of desperation. [CONCRETELOOP]

- Jessica Biel poses for GQ. Her boyfriend Justin Timberlake, on the other hand, poses as an R&B artist. They found each other! [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]

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