Some stars are born, some stars are made. Those in the latter category probably worked for Disney. No other entertainment conglomerate has an equal knack for nursing young talent until they ripen into mega-selling cash cows. With Miley Cyrus in mags, TV and radio these days, we thought it was time to catch up with the most prominent grads of Disney U. See who made the list, which stretches from Britney to The Jonas Brothers.

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According to reports over the weekend, the rumored lesbian relationship between Lindsay Lohan and her constant companion Samantha Ronson was over. PerezHilton reported the couple broke up after a fight at a restaurant, and Lindsay spent Sunday by the pool at the Roosevelt Hotel while her things were being moved out of Ronson’s place. Bummer.

But! There’s hope. Yesterday Linds received a visit from her main woman on the set of her new movie Labor Pains, and it looks like all it took was a peace offering of Lindsay’s most prized posessions — a pack of Marlboros and a Red Bull — for the two to get back together.

Linds and Sam then met a pink-haired Lily Allen for dinner, probably to discuss philosophy or the recent rumblings in the Democratic party, or maybe how each will do their part to confuse the hell out of the international gossip press by upping their antics.

What better way to celebrate a successful stint in rehab than to open yourself up to the acrimony of the public (Exhibit A: Britney) by recording an album? That’s precisely what Lindsay Lohan is planning to do — the uninsurable actress and marginally talented singer has announced plans to start work on her third album, tentatively titled Nobody’s Angel. Indeed. In more upsetting news, The New York Daily News is also reporting that La Lohan might be back on the sauce, having been spotted out in New York City drinking.

Given our familiarity with Linds’ back catalog (we own Raw and A Little More Personal), our hearts are aflutter with the possibilities of all this album will be. Here are a few tracks we’d love to see end up on there.

1. “The Black Kid Was Driving”
2. I Know Who Killed My Career…Me
3. Riley’s Song
4. Coke Ain’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be
5. Daddy’s Little Girl
6. I’m (In) OK (Magazine)…You’re (Not In) OK (Magazine)
7. Sober…Enough (duet with Britney Spears)

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Whoops! Apparently Lindsay Lohan wasn’t that rich, because girlfriend’s gone out and blown all her money and is now not allowed to spend a dime. A source says, “Dina must think Lohan is a serious addict, and she’s afraid if she gives her even $20, she’ll run out and buy drugs and booze.”

I guess Dina is smart, cuz that’s definitely where Lindsay’ll go - right to the corner. Linds is supposedly so desperate for cash that she went begging to Damon Dash and 50 Cent for some money. Lindsay and 50 Cent are pals? We had no idea. That’s weirder than him and Kanye getting along. Luckily both hip hop moguls are smart enough not to fork anything over, so some “music industry insider” passed her some cash. Lindsay’s thank you? “I’m good for it, I’ll make a huge comeback. I am, after all, the most famous person on the planet right now!” Nice. Her mom taught her class as well as money management skills. Unless Lindsay has another Mean Girls up her sleeve, that poor “insider” is totally getting screwed. It’s probably Paula Abdul - them drugged up crazy ladies gotta stick together, right? [A Socialite's Life. Image: Getty]

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Lindsay Lohan’s former bodyguard, Tony Almeida, who worked for the starlet from 2002-2005, has come forward to rat out her parents for being totally crappy at their job. This is hardly news, as even tiny babies know that Michael’s a loon and Dina’s one of those enabling, “I wanna be BFFs with my kids,” kind of ladies. But Tony gives us even more disastrous deets about the Lohans, like the time Michael got so violent while driving on the highway he pulled their car over and slammed Lindsay against the hood, screaming at her and calling her a slut. Nice.

Dina didn’t help the situation, apparently letting her daughter booze at parties and have sleepovers with her then-boyfriend Aaron Carter at fifteen. Letting her daughter go near that scrawny thing was her first mistake right there! Tony also claims he once found Lindsay snorting “powder” in a closet, and says she cut herself repeatedly and threatened suicide, desperate for attention. Sounds like she’s gonna need a lot more help than a third stint in rehab. Just do a Drew Barrymore and get rid of ‘em all Linds! Even if your ex-security guy is lying, your fam did let you make that stripper-murder movie, and that alone is grounds for dismissal. [NY Post. Image: Getty]

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Linds is hopefully settling in to her new rehab bedroom by now, ready to slowly climb back on the wagon. Her rep reports that the star is at an undisclosed treatment facility, and also released this official statement:

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

Perhaps a new day will shed more on what led Lindsay to hop in a car and chase down her assistant and her assistant’s mother. And maybe we’ll also learn why the starlet was reaching out to papparazzi agencies offering to sell them photos for cash. But for now, sit back, relax, tighten that alcohol monitoring device around your ankle and enjoy the above video of a police officer and his ’stache telling you all you need to know about Lindsay’s wild ride off the deep end.

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Actress. Singer. Tabloid Princess. Since exploding on the scene in 2004’s Mean Girls, Lindsay Lohan has proven herself to be a bombshell triple threat (quadruple if you take into account her moving vehicle violations). After relatively wholesome trips through the Disney remake machine (The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Herbie: Fully Loaded), Linds has branched out, and this Friday appears in the striptastic thriller I Know Who Killed Me as an imperiled young woman with a split personality.

Following her pole-friendly turn in IKWKM, La Lohan doesn’t have much on the docket except for some pending legal matters you may or may not have heard about. To help stave off the inevitable (but hopefully healthful) withdrawal caused by Lindsay’s pop culture sabbatical, enjoy the following photographic greatest hits.

Bad boy blogger Perez Hilton was able to spend a few minutes away from covering Lohanpalooza to chat with us about the latest booze-fueled car chase starring Lindsay herself. Here’s what everyone’s favorite guilty gossip pleasure had to say about this morning’s scandalous events.

VH1: You mentioned on your site that you’ve been emailing Linds some words of support. What kind of encouragement did you offer her?
Perez: I just emailed her this morning and said, “What were you thinking? Big hug.” I have yet to hear from her.

VH1: It must be hard to cover the bad stuff when you’re rooting for her to do well.
Perez: On my site I don’t want to be mean for the sake of being mean. I spotlight celebrities when they’re behaving badly but also when they’re doing well. I’ve met Lindsay many times and I’ve encouraged her to do well because I want her to do well. I’ve tried to shed the spotlight over her in a positive way but it’s hard to do when she continuously self-sabotages herself, repeatedly.

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As you can see from Lindsay’s facial expression in her mug shot taken early this morning, this latest scandal is a total mess. The news is still pouring in from Los Angeles, but here’s what we’ve gathered so far:

• Lindsay was arrested at around 2:15 AM in Santa Monica after cops got a call about two cars chasing each other. Lindsay, driving a white Denali, was chasing a Cadillac Escalade.
• Lilo failed a “walk the line” sobriety test and was arrested for a DUI. Her blood alcohol level was between a .12 and .13, well above the .08 legal limit.
• Upon her arrest, cocaine was found in her pants.
• She was also driving on a suspended license.
• TMZ says she was also busted for “transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility,” which must have something to do with the blow. But what janitor’s closet was she in?

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Diddy Deals with Heartache in New Song
After getting kicked to the curb by his longtime girlfriend Kim Porter, the lady’s man reaches out to his ex in his new song, “Through the Pain . . . a k a Kim Porter.” [NY Post]

Drew Carey: New Price Is Right Host
Drew Carey, come on down! You’re the next host of everyone’s favorite kitschy game show The Price Is Right. [People]

Pics: Lindsay’s Sexy Dance Moves
The hot-bodied starlet is learning to tango for her new film, “Dare to Love Me.” Let’s hope she’s sober, cuz these moves look hard to do while drunk. [DListed]

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Vid: Paris Loses Her Latest Pup
The heiress lives up to her reputation as a poor pet owner when her latest animal accessory, a tiny Yorkie named “Cinderella”, sneaks out of the house where Paris is hanging. [X17]

Katie and Suri Keep Getting Cuter
Is it us or does Suri bring out the adorable side of her doting mom? Check out these pics of Katie Holmes and her daughter cuddling and cheering at pal David Beckham’s soccer match to see for yourself. [JustJared]

J. Lo and Hubby: “We are so normal!”
After filming some scenes dealing with spousal abuse in their upcoming film project El Cantante, Marc Anthony marvels at how normal he and wife Jennifer Lopez are. Rightttt. [NY Post]

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