Let’s get this out of the way: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Ali Lohan is clearly getting career advice from her big sister, as the tween is allegedly auditioning to star in a remake of the second most ridiculous movie ever (after it’s sequel, obviously) Troll. How fitting that she already kinda looks like one? Yeah yeah, we’re more evil than the creatures she’ll fight in the flick, we know. The director is supposedly hooked on the little Lohan, gushing, “The camera loves her. She’s a really good actress…I am personally going to fight for her.”
We’re all going to fight for her, because let’s admit it – we’re a fan of anything that takes Ali from the D List to the Z List. [DListed]
There, there, Jeff Archuleta. Feeling upset about your son David coming in second on American Idol? You’re not alone. Tons of celebrity stage parents feel shame when their child fails to live up to the exceedingly high expectations they’ve set for them! You’re in good company. The VH1 Blog has rounded up six of our favorite celebrity stage parents, who prove time and time again that even if you can’t make it in showbiz, you sure as hell can force your kids to live your childhood dreams! Success never tasted so sweet.
1. Dina Lohan - Why not ruin one daughter when you can ruin two?! This week Lindsay‘s running around France forgetting what she learned in rehab, while Dina focuses on destroying Ali‘s youth with her new reality TV show. Both are clearly idiotic career movies for the girls. But you know what they say, mother knows best!
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We could not be more excited for what is sure to be the best trash on television, Living Lohan. Yes, it’s Dina Lohan‘s reality show about managing her daughter Ali while she watches as her eldest daughter Lindsay‘s career turns to crap. In other words: comedy gold! Check out this sneak peak of the ep; you’ll learn to love the sick way it makes you feel – promise!
