brigitte-nielsen-german-tv-210xFlavor Flav is busy trying to break into the profitable world of autotune balladry, but whatever happened to his Strange Love paramour Brigitte Nielsen? Clean and sober following her time on Celebrity Rehab, Nielsen has been enjoying the fruits of reality TV in continental Europe.Read the full story at TheFABlife.

danity_c_links.jpg – Ever notice how much that blonde girl from Danity Kane looks like Rock of Love‘s Brandi C.? [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Along those lines, Fergie and Carrot Top are ringers. You know what would make Fergie’s music better? Props. [CityRag]

- “Experts” are concerned that at 15 months, Suri Crusie is still on the bottle. Apparently, there’s a chance she may become addicted to the “sucking impulse.” Awww…she takes after her father. (We’re referring to Tom‘s acting, of course.) [Dlisted]

- Brigitte Nielsen talks from the Flavor Flav roast’s purple carpet. She looks like a new woman. Maybe rehab does a body good. [Popbytes]

- Kanye West hits back at 50 Cent for planning to release his album on the same day. If Fiddy doesn’t watch out, Kanye’s totally going to slap him with a glove or, like, suffocate him in a Prada bag. [Bossip]

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- Surreal Life wild child and former Flav flame Brigitte Nielsen has checked into rehab, her manager has confirmed. Unfortunately for us, that’s the only thing confirmed — Gitte’s manager wouldn’t say where she’s holed up or what she’s being treated for. Although, judging by her on-air antics, we could take a few guesses. TMZ.com says that she’s actually been in for a few weeks and her release is imminent. [AP/Yahoo!]

- In other Surreal Life alum, substance-related news (two in one week! imagine!), Adrianne Curry fired off a missive on her MySpace blog earlier this week at Perez Hilton’s allegation that she was smoking marijuana on an Internet radio show. In setting the record straight, however, Adrianne reveals that she isn’t. “I am PRO-MARIJUANA” she writes. “I want to vote for Barrack Obama, I think nudity is CLASSY if done in taste, I believe in God, I believe in being true to YOU, I believe that Heroin/Coke/Meth/etc is the downfall of our society, and I believe in the legalization of Mary Jane!” And the home of the brave! [Adrianne Curry's MySpace Blog]

- In even hazier news (maybe), the Hogans have put their Miami Beach pad (as seen in the third and upcoming fourth seasons of Hogan Knows Best) on the market. Now you can make their reality yours. And only for $18.9 million! [Realtor.com]

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