We asked you to create the perfect woman using the top nine ladies on Maxim’s Hot 100 list, which include Marissa Miller, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Mendes, Christina Aguilera (who won in the legs category by a landslide!), and Lindsday Lohan. You told us which of them had the fiercest legs, hottest face, sexiest midriff and best bottom. We tabulated your votes and photoshopped together the perfect woman. Tell us if you agree with the final results!
P.S. Scandalous Maxim Hot 100 news after the jump … [click to continue…]
Tags: Photos, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Lindsay Lohan, Scarlett Johannson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eva Mendes, Marisa Miller, 2008 Maxim Hot 100, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria Parker
Here’s your opportunity to play Anthony Michael Hall and create the perfect woman using the top nine ladies on Maxim’s Hot 100 list. The categories are legs, face, midriff (including breasts) and ass. We considered creating a category for personality, but decided to keep this exercise superficial — like Weird Science.
Click on the thumbnails below to see how the girls stack up against each other and use the comments section of each post to tell us who should win each category. We’ll tabulate your input and photoshop together the perfect woman next week.
MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE?
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Tags: Photos, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Lindsay Lohan, Scarlett Johannson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eva Mendes, Marisa Miller, 2008 Maxim Hot 100, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Longoria Parker
Liz Smith says that Quentin Tarantino wants to remake Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Of course he does. What maestro of pop cheese wouldn’t? A trio of busty hotties spewing anger around the Cali desert, busting jujitsu moves on the hapless males that cross their path? It’s a must for anyone into frenzied aggression and woeful scripts. Russ Meyer knew what time it was when he sent those hot-headed strippers out on a Mojave rampage.
But Tarantino’s got a twist, natch. There no room for his girl Uma in this baby. Q sees three fine actresses positioned as the cleavage queens. Say hello to Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, and Eva Mendes. Brit and Eva can duke it out over who they’ll play, but we know Kardasshian is a shoo-in for the Turo Satana role (even though our graphic is lobbying for Mendes). Once an alpha brunette, always an alpha brunette. Here are a couple of clips to remind you just how wondrous the original film actually is. And one to remind you of Eva’s lusty ways.
Yes, this is all pie-in-the-sky cocktail party talk, but we wish it was opening this weekend. Sounds like it would be a lot more fun than Mad Money. Go, baby, go!
