What’s that horrible smell you ask? Why it’s none other than Kim Kardashian, getting busy mixing perfume oils together to create her very own scent. She’s already working on the perfume and the bottle design, and the whole package should be available next May - just in times for Mother’s Day! Yup, every mom we know would LOVE to be covered in Kim stank. Kardashian, who is quickly becoming our fave celebrity blogger, wrote on her website:

It all started when my mom introduced me to famous perfumer Caroline Sabas from Gras, France. She and I have been working together to create a scent that is uniquely me that I can share with everyone!

We’d love to know what kind of scent is uniquely Kim. It probably smells like sex tape and mascara. Mixed with rose petals, of course. [OfficialKimKardashian]


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Kim Kardashian and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney stopped by The View in Las Vegas this morning to chit chat with Barbara Walters and the ladies. Kim showed off her most famous ASSet for the audience and also demonstrated her Bootylicious pose, which Kim said she does for a few minutes at parties that she’s paid to attend to make it look like she’s been partying all night for the cameras. Truth be told, she doesn’t drink and just shows up to chill out and collect her appearance fee.

When host Sheri Shepherd prodded the Bond Girl wannabe about her NFL star boyfriend Reggie Bush, Kim blushed and revealed, “I finally found someone so nice and so normal.” So sex tape videographer Ray J wasn’t so nice and normal? Why though? Regarding wedding bells, Kim told The View that nothing is planned right now, but when you spend that much time with someone, you hope that a wedding is in the future.

Shots of Kim’s Bootylicious party pose after the jump.

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Watch out Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian has another man on her mind: James Bond star Daniel Craig. In an interview with UK newspaper, The Sun, Kim reveals,

“I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he’s rescued me.”

In her own version of CASSino Royale, Plenty O’Tush fantasizes,

“I would be drowning, wearing a bikini with a gun in a sachet, and he would dive in and get me - that would be really sexy.”

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, who makes her big screen debut in Disaster Movie in December, reveals that her New Orleans Saints boyfriend would probably disapprove. “Reggie would absolutely hate it,” Booty Galore admits.
If Kim’s wish comes true, she would have a tough act to follow in a long line of famous Bond Girls. Check out our gallery of some of our favorites.

Eva Green in Casino Royale. Photo courtesy of MGM

Halle Berry in Die Another Day. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Denise Richards in The World is Not Enough. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Ursula Andress in Dr. No. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Michelle Yeoh in Tomorrow Never Dies. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Famke Janssen in GoldenEye. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Maud Adams in Octopussy. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Izabella Scorupco in GoldenEye. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Jill St. John in Diamonds are Forever. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Jane Seymour in Live and Let Die. Photo courtesy of MGM Home Entertainment

Remember how Kimmie K. got all pissed that some chick was showing up at clubs pretending to be her? Well Na’Tasha Salim, the alleged impostor, has gone public - like very public - in the latest issue of Smooth Girl magazine. Here’s a peek! What do you think? She loves forensic science and entertainment law (hm, wonder if she’s an expert on celeb impostors?) and hates being single, bad pick up lines and dating famous dudes. Most importantly, she’s not into threesomes. But is she better than the real thing?

Na'Tasha in Smooth Girl magazine

Na'Tasha in Smooth Girl magazine

Na'Tasha in Smooth Girl magazine

Na'Tasha in Smooth Girl magazine

Na'Tasha in Smooth Girl magazine

Well, it’s probably more likely that she’ll just have to fork over a sh*t-ton of cash. But we’re really excited about the possibility of Kim in the clink! Kimmy and her clan will be heading to court, after the lawsuit brought against them by Brandy’s mom Sonja Norwood was approved for trial. The date is set for February 17, 2009, which will surely be the most glorious day of the year!!! Forget Christmas, let’s exchange presents on Dash-mas! In case you forget the drama, Norwood has accused Kim and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney of charging over $120,000 on her credit card, when Kim was working as a stylist - and a sex tape star - for Norwood’s son Ray J. And with that, we’re off to move to LA so we can be considered to sit on this jury!  [E! Online]


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Kim and her sister Kourtney are good at one thing (well, a couple of things, if you include sex tapes) and that’s looking fierce for the camera. We visited our favorite site - OfficialKimKardashian.com, natch - and couldn’t stop drooling at this shot of Kimmy and her sis at a pool in Monaco. Is it candid? Is it real? Are they robots? They’re doing something right, cuz Kim looked really hot at an event in Monte Carlo last week (peep pics below!). Vacation does a body good!

MONTE CARLO, MONACO - JUNE 12: TV personality Kim Kardashian attends the Golden Nymph awards ceremony during the 2008 Monte Carlo Television Festival held at Grimaldi Forum on June 12, 2008 in Monte Carlo, Principality of Monaco. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

MONTE CARLO, MONACO - JUNE 12: TV personality Kim Kardashian attends the Golden Nymph awards ceremony during the 2008 Monte Carlo Television Festival held at Grimaldi Forum on June 12, 2008 in Monte Carlo, Principality of Monaco. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

MONTE CARLO, MONACO - JUNE 12: TV personality Kim Kardashian attends the Golden Nymph awards ceremony during the 2008 Monte Carlo Television Festival held at Grimaldi Forum on June 12, 2008 in Monte Carlo, Principality of Monaco. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

MONTE CARLO, MONACO - JUNE 12: TV personality Kim Kardashian attends the Golden Nymph awards ceremony during the 2008 Monte Carlo Television Festival held at Grimaldi Forum on June 12, 2008 in Monte Carlo, Principality of Monaco. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

MONTE CARLO, MONACO - JUNE 12: TV personality Kim Kardashian (R) with her mother Kris (C) and sister Kourtney attend the Golden Nymph awards ceremony during the 2008 Monte Carlo Television Festival held at Grimaldi Forum on June 12, 2008 in Monte Carlo, Principality of Monaco. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I normally like to avoid talking about kids and their fashion flaws - my puberty was filled with so many awkward experiences caught on film that I can still empathize with tweens’ fashion mishaps. But when I stumbled across this pic of Kim Kardashian’s adorable little sister Kylie graduating 5th grade in a minidress (which we’d wear) and what appear to be 3-inch heels, I was kinda surprised, though not shocked. Afterall she’s probably just imitating what she knows: her skanky sisters. This is not to say that Kylie didn’t look hot - she did! But hot should never be used to describe a 5th grader. EVER. We’re sure Kim and the other sisters are fabulous mentors (Kim doesn’t drink, and we’re not going to say anything about the Tape That Must Not Be Named). But perhaps they should save their styling tips for Kylie’s 16th birthday and let her dress just like her graduating peers - frumpy, goofy and like a kid.

See above for Abigail Breslin’s outfit from Tuesday night for preteen fashion inspiration, and for more Kartrashiness, check out the pics below.

Kim Kardashian is back in LA and boy is it windy! The most beautiful woman in the world hit up some cheeseball event with her sisters a couple of nights ago, and wrote on her blog how thrilled she is to be reunited with her sibs after shooting the flick Disaster Movie in Louisiana. Oh man - already that movie sounds like a bad idea. More pics of the Dashster and her horse tail hair below.

Poor Kim Kardashian. She’s gotten soooooooo popular that some dude has hired a Kim impostor to hole up at fancy Texas nightclubs in order to lure patrons. But let the truth be heard - that dark-haired, pouty girl is NOT KIM! She’s not very happy either, from the looks if it. In case you were confused and want some confirmation of what Kim does look like, we’ve posted a handy bikini pic above from Kim’s recent shoot with Ralph magazine in Australia. And contrary to the mag’s awful name, these pics will not make you want to barf. Promise.  [Via OfficialKimKardashian, the best site eva]


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Kim Kardashian wants you to know that she never drinks! It’s not a political choice or anything, she just hates the taste of booze. Yes, that means she chooses her ridiculous outfits while completely sober! Amazing, huh. Kim is revealing these exclusive life deets on her site, so we’ve dug through the bikini pics and Dash rambling to pick out the most interesting Kim facts, just for you!

• Sister Khloe is 5 feet 10 inches tall! Think Kim is jealous?
• Her favorite step brother is Hills man-ho Brody Jenner. Think she and Lauren Conrad get along?
• Kim got Jessica Alba (just how did they become friends?) a “blinged out pacifier” for her baby shower, as well as some other trashy goodies. Classy!
• Kim also reveals that she and her hot boyfriend Reggie Bush love to post pics of themselves, gushing that “We enjoy sharing our private moments.” Here’s our favorite one of the Thanksgiving meal she cooked for her man, which apparently includes two remote controls. Sounds like a romantic dindin!

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You know, when I go on vacation with my siblings all we do is take pictures of our sunburns and bathing suit wedgies and wear ridiculous muumuu style t-shirts that we find for $5 from a local novelty shop. Turns out the Kardashian sisters do just the opposite when they drop by Miami for a weekend of R&R. Kimmy and Kourtney took some super hot pics of each other while on their last vacation - for more of Kim prancing around in an outdoor shower, click here and swoon.