Stay away from swank L.A. barbecues where Shanna Moakler might be one side of the room chomping a burger and Kim Kardashian on the other side wolfing brisket - there may be some fists flying. The two petty princesses recently wound up in the same air space, and viciousness was everywhere. Evidently the bad actress threw a drink at the cheesy reality show star, later calling Kardashian “fat” and “a donkey.” This feud is about allegedly erotic texts Kim sent to Moakler mate Travis Barker. If all goes well, Kim will think of a way to retaliate. But she might want to bring a sister or two for muscle - Shanna’s known for punching and pushing.

Rap star Rick Ross likes to tool around town with a “Dirty White Thing” called Lindsay Lohan.

Rick tells Rap-Up , “I got my [white] Beemer, and that’s Lindsay Lohan. That’s what I use to do my dirty business. That’s my dirty white thing, you know?”

Rick has a fleet of cars named after celebrities including Oprah Winfrey and Rihanna.

What’s the luxurious flashy vehicle with curtained windows used on the cover of his album “Trilla?” Perhaps Rick dubbed this one the Donald Trump.  The convertible Bentley that always has the top off this summer?  Probably Rick’s Sienna Miller.  And that Caddy with ample trunk space? That’s Rick’s Kim Kardashian.

“Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star Khloe Kardashian served 173 minutes of her 30 day jail sentence, and Kim’s little sis reported that her time in solitary confinement definitely wasn’t boring.

“There was a bomb threat,” Khloe told Ryan Seacrest on Monday. “They put me in solitary confinement and the warden came down to talk to me and said, ‘You’re the one causing all the problems here. … There are all these bomb threats, and we think they’re because of you.’”

Khloe checked in Friday to the Century Regional Detention Facility at Los Angeles County’s women’s jail in Lynwood, California, which boasts Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie as former celebrity inmates. She was sentenced to serve time for failing to meet the terms of her probation for her DUI arrest and was released early due to overcrowding and because she posed a threat to other inmates, she said.

Before the youngest of the Kardashian sisters checked into jail, Kim talked to Jimmy Kimmel about how her family was dealing with Khloe’s impending incarceration.

Heaven help us. All our favorite hotties in Hollywood are getting super fat for roles! How dare they? Megan Fox, for example, has revealed that she gained a whooping ten pounds for Transformers. She said,

“I should have toned up for ‘Transformers’ but I’m really lazy. I had to put on weight. I’d lost a lot of weight and got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on size for ‘Transformers’ because Michael [Bay, the director] doesn’t like skinny girls.”

Now she eats “red velvet cake” and has dinner late at night in order to pack on the pounds. And it sure is working! Just look at that slender waist and tight butt - they’re massive! Another fattie freaking everyone out is Eva Longoria. The tabloids were spazzing recently because she’s been packing on a pound or two, and has turned into a big ol’ beast. But there’s a reason! According to People, “She’s making herself look like that as her character has let herself go.” And it shows! She looks like she swallowed a golf ball - or two. Disgusting! The only starlet not getting enormous these days is Kim Kardashian (see below!), whose boyfriend Reggie Bush is pressuring her to lose some weight, and even forced her to do beach-side hill sprints. Doesn’t he know those extra pounds are now in?

Although her voluptuous curves and round ass helped make her famous, not everyone loves Kim Kardashian’s big badonkadonk. The New York Post reports that Kim’s boyfriend Reggie Bush reportedly has encouraged the star to lose weight. Kardashian was even allegedly overheard at an event on Sunday night saying that Reggie made her run the dunes in Manhattan Beach, CA.

But the woman who knocked J.Lo out of her number one spot for the celebrity with the best tush shouldn’t go too far. Do sidebends or situps, Kim, but please don’t lose that butt – it’s your best ASSet.

Well now we know for sure who the bad Kardashian sister is, and amazingly it’s not the big-assed tramp with the sex tape! Khloe Kardashian was not only busted for a DUI (Seriously, how the eff did we not know this?!) on March 4, 2007, but she then went and violated her probation. The poor rich girl didn’t want to pick up trash on the highway or attend her alcohol education program, so she’s going to jail for 30 days! Hm - trash or jail, which is worse? She’s more familiar with garbage (her reality show, for starters) so she should have just stuck with what she knows! Now she’s stuck with 30 days in jail, of which she’ll probably serve 30 seconds, just like Lindsay and Nicole. Good luck Khloe!

Her sister Kim had something to say about the whole thing, obviously, other than “watch our TV show!”

I have been getting asked all day if Khloe is going to jail. I know my fans rely on coming to my blog for the truth… Khloe wants you to know she was sentenced to go to jail in regards to her one DUI case last year. Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved. I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it’s never acceptable to drink and drive!

Rockers like Foo Fighters‘ Dave Grohl and the Flaming Lips’ Wayne Coyne payed tribute to The Who this weekend along with reality TV stars like Lauren Conrad and Kim Kardashian. Below, check pics from Rock Honors’ red carpet and Intermix’s 3rd Annual VH1 Rock Honors VIP Party. Tune in Thursday, July 17 to watch the big show.

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What’s that horrible smell you ask? Why it’s none other than Kim Kardashian, getting busy mixing perfume oils together to create her very own scent. She’s already working on the perfume and the bottle design, and the whole package should be available next May - just in times for Mother’s Day! Yup, every mom we know would LOVE to be covered in Kim stank. Kardashian, who is quickly becoming our fave celebrity blogger, wrote on her website:

It all started when my mom introduced me to famous perfumer Caroline Sabas from Gras, France. She and I have been working together to create a scent that is uniquely me that I can share with everyone!

We’d love to know what kind of scent is uniquely Kim. It probably smells like sex tape and mascara. Mixed with rose petals, of course. [OfficialKimKardashian]

Kim Kardashian and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney stopped by The View in Las Vegas this morning to chit chat with Barbara Walters and the ladies. Kim showed off her most famous ASSet for the audience and also demonstrated her Bootylicious pose, which Kim said she does for a few minutes at parties that she’s paid to attend to make it look like she’s been partying all night for the cameras. Truth be told, she doesn’t drink and just shows up to chill out and collect her appearance fee.

When host Sheri Shepherd prodded the Bond Girl wannabe about her NFL star boyfriend Reggie Bush, Kim blushed and revealed, “I finally found someone so nice and so normal.” So sex tape videographer Ray J wasn’t so nice and normal? Why though? Regarding wedding bells, Kim told The View that nothing is planned right now, but when you spend that much time with someone, you hope that a wedding is in the future.

Shots of Kim’s Bootylicious party pose after the jump.

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Watch out Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian has another man on her mind: James Bond star Daniel Craig. In an interview with UK newspaper, The Sun, Kim reveals,

“I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he’s rescued me.”

In her own version of CASSino Royale, Plenty O’Tush fantasizes,

“I would be drowning, wearing a bikini with a gun in a sachet, and he would dive in and get me - that would be really sexy.”

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, who makes her big screen debut in Disaster Movie in December, reveals that her New Orleans Saints boyfriend would probably disapprove. “Reggie would absolutely hate it,” Booty Galore admits.
If Kim’s wish comes true, she would have a tough act to follow in a long line of famous Bond Girls. Check out our gallery of some of our favorites.

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Remember how Kimmie K. got all pissed that some chick was showing up at clubs pretending to be her? Well Na’Tasha Salim, the alleged impostor, has gone public - like very public - in the latest issue of Smooth Girl magazine. Here’s a peek! What do you think? She loves forensic science and entertainment law (hm, wonder if she’s an expert on celeb impostors?) and hates being single, bad pick up lines and dating famous dudes. Most importantly, she’s not into threesomes. But is she better than the real thing?