Jessica Simpson’s Super Skinny Bod
Damn Girl! One month you’re curvy and round and then 30 days later you’re a bag of bones. Pick a size — preferably a healthy one. [Egotastic]
OJ Simpson’s Uncensored Attack
Check out the uncensored version of the confrontation that’s landed OJ in (more) hot water. Just make sure your ears can handle the copious F bombs the Juice squeezes out in five minutes. [TMZ]
Madonna’s Mad Mothering Skills
Malawi decides they approve of Madonna’s mothering after learning that she bakes cakes and owns luxurious sheep-like carpets. Was Martha Stewart on the ‘deciding committee?’ [DListed]
Owen Spotted Flashing Scars
Yup, he really did it, and apparently we need the pictures to prove it. It couldn’t get any classier than that! [Us Weekly]
Rosie and Oprah: Ready To Feud?
Oh snap! Rosie turned down an interview with Oprah to instead discuss her new book with Diane Sawyer. Oprah’s gotta be thinking, ” What would the Donald do?” [NY Post]
Everyone’s favorite suicidal funny-man Owen Wilson has apparently hired a “$750-a-day sober companion” to help him stay on the wagon. Wilson’s already been to rehab twice and doesn’t feel like going back, even though he probably needs it as badly as Paris needs some dignity.
This sounds like a super fun gig but we’re already tied up. So who’s available?
- Nicole Richie: They can go shopping for baby clothes and discuss smack addiction in between yoga sessions!
- Dina Lohan: She was a great help to Lindsay, why not let her enable someone else?!
- Kanye West: He canceled his entire promo tour, so what else is he gonna do?
- Kate Hudson: What’s better than an ex-girlfriend to take your mind off of your addiction problems. Plus that gal is just totally adorable. Kinda makes you feel like stayin’ clean, doesn’t she? [Yeeeah! Images: Getty]
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Owen Wilson‘s family is not allowing ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson near the troubled star. A source reveals that “Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and is distraught that the family doesn’t want her anywhere near him. She is very frustrated.”
Sure we know she’s his ex and all, but maybe there’s something else driving the Wilson’s to keep the pretty lady out of Owen’s dirty hair. Perhaps she is sending him inappropriate instant messages and annoying the eff out of all of them?
KateIsCute&Single: Owen!? OMG did you try to kill yourself? ROFLMAO!!!
KateIsCute&Single: Sorry, that was mean. :( I miss you. Can I come over? I’ll bring some weed.
KateIsCute&Single: Not funny? Too early? Srsly, write me back. My new BF is here and he won’t stop trying to make out w/ me. I need a break – my lips hurt! LOL! :P
[NYDN. Image: Getty]
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