Top 10 Reasons Sean Penn and Robin Wright Are Calling Off Divorce

When Robin Wright Penn filed for divorce from Sean Penn citing “irreconcilable differences,” things didn’t look so good. But the couple has officially withdrawn their divorce papers, reconciling the irreconcilable. Here are the top 10 reasons that the actors may have saved their marriage.
10. Sean was reminded of Wright Penn’s hotness while watching a DVD of Beowulf.
9. Sean quit having sex with supermodel Petra Nemcova.
8. Sean quit flirting with Sienna Miller.
7. Sean promised to quit making funny and/or demented faces for the press.
6. Sean quit spending all of his time with Eddie Vedder.
5. Wright Penn felt nostalgic for the good old days.
4. Sean promised to quit smoking again. This time for real!
3. Robin Wright finally got over her Princess Bride co-star Cary Elwes.
2. Sean quit having threesomes with Russian girls.
1. Sean shaved off his mustache and no longer looks like a porn star director.
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