
Let the Sex and the City puns begin — Star magazine is reporting that Matthew Broderick has been conducting his own little version, and its not with wife Sarah Jessica Parker. In this week’s issue, Broderick is reported to have cheated on his wife with a 25-year-old redhead described as “gorgeous,” who he met earlier this year. The adultery got under way after the two started text-messaging and meeting at a friend’s Manhattan townhouse. This could explain why SJP hit the George Michael show the other night sans hubby.
OK — Sarah Jessica Parker may have been voted the most unsexy woman alive by Maxim magazine (which we disagreed with), but seriously, come on ladies. The bloated Bueller is a tiny man-troll, and hardly worth being known as a homewrecking harlot.
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In Hollywood, it’s the Summer of Shoes. First, Gwyneth Paltrow created a media stir while promoting Iron Man by wearing sadist-looking platforms and pumps that accentuated the muscles in her perfectly sculpted calves. Then came Sex and the City, resulting in a nationwide forum on Carrie Bradshaw and her footwear and shoes in general. Last night’s MTV Movie Awards continued the trend. Browsing through hundreds of photos from the awards, it’s clear that the paparazzi has a collective shoe fetish (a disproportionate number of shots were closeups of feet!).
Pictured above is Chris Brown, Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Ellen Page, Sarah Jessica Parker and T.I. See if you can match each of them to their shoes.
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In honor of the Sex and the City movie opening this weekend and the awful frocks its stars have worn in episodes of the hit HBO show, we’ve gathered the best of the worst fashion flops to ruin Hollywood this year. Not everyone can star in the greatest chick flick of our time, but you sure can dress like you’re straight out of the movie!
From the left: Sarah Jessica Parker and pals (Coco, Heidi Montag, Paris Hilton, Katie Holmes, Tyra Banks, Rumer Willis, Jenna Jameson, Anna Wintour) model their poor picks in crap couture.
Tags: fashion, Movies, Music, Photos, Television, Jenna Jameson, Katie Holmes, Paris Hilton, Tyra Banks, Rumer Willis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Coco

If you live in NYC and desire to see Sex and the City this Friday, good luck finding a seat between 2PM and 12AM. Fandango will repeatedly taunt you with the above message. We suggest venturing to New Jersey or Connecticut…or wait a week if you can. To ease the ants in your pants, see pics below from last night’s premiere at Radio City Music Hall.
Can’t get enough SATC? Check out movie clips, production stills, and more premiere shots.
- Whitney Houston is photographed looking absolutely ravishing. Take that, crack cocaine! [A Socialite's Life]
- A wise woman once said: “Ladies pinch, whores wear rouge.” Sarah Jessica Parker obviously did not take note. [The Blemish]
- Courtney Love denies Sharon Osbourne‘s claim that she gave Jack Osbourne drugs: “I would never give drugs to a teenager.” Duh! Courtney’s supply is for tweens only! [Dlisted]
- Dita Von Teese teams with PETA to promote “animal birth control.” But not abstinence because really, with legs like that, she’d just be a hypocrite. [Popbytes]
- will.i.am says: “When I wrote ‘My Humps,’ I said, ‘This is the stupidest thing ever,’ but in a good way.” Well, he’s half right. [Crunk + Disorderly]