Things are not getting any better for our men and women serving in Iraq – they’re about to be invaded by Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. The pair are heading to Iraq to ‘entertain’ the troops, and are arranging the trip through Senator John McCain’s daughter Meghan. “My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq,” Heidi gushed. “It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there.”
We respect their desire to help our brave men and women in uniform, we just feel that our American troops deserve someone a little classier? Entertaining? Famous? Human? All of the above, really. [People]
Spencer Pratt has scored big points in Round Two in his celebrity feud with pint-sized starlet Mary-Kate Olsen. On Mary-Kate’s controversial appearance on David Letterman last night, in which she described Spencer as ill-tempered and wormy, Dave asked MK point blank if she was friends with Spencer in high school. The taller half of the Olsen twins replied, “No,” but the above photo, which Spencer sent in tosurfaced on Pink is the new Blog today, suggests the two were quite chummy.
Can’t you just picture Heidi Montag cheering on her man next to the ring?
The latest celebrity feud pairs The Hills’ villian Spencer Pratt against The Wackness star Mary-Kate Olsen. In round one, Mary-Kate stopped by David Letterman and described her former high school-mate Spencer as “wormy” and ill-tempered. She also said “he would walk off the field” during soccer games. Check out the video of Mary-Kate taking a jab at Heidi Montag‘s fiance:
Spencer came back hard, hitting Mary-Kate below the belt and issuing the following statement to Us Magazine:
“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see,” he told Usmagazine.com Friday. “She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though,” he added. “She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”
Just when they couldn’t get any scarier, Spencer and Heidi have gone and spent $10,000 on guns. Shoot ‘em up! The freaky couple snagged “two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle.” We’re not quite sure what they need them for, but Spencer allegedly is a wee bit paranoid since he became Mr. Moneybags. “Spencer does have a few enemies,” a friend explains. “He’s alienated a lot of people now that he’s rich and famous.” Another friend explained that “Spencer wants to be prepared for anything,” which judging from the amount of weapons he bought, is a full-blown war. Creepy. [In Touch]
Your favorite freak show, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, showed up at the ‘A Time for Heroes’ Celebrity Carnival, and they spent their time cuddling with that creepy purple dinosaur Barney and sitting on tiny children in a ferris wheel booth. That poor little girl is afraid of being smothered by plastic. Though it looks as if Spencer and Heidi are all sugar and candy and everything sweet and nice, we’re pretty sure it’s just a front. Perez Hilton reported today that the pair were spotted buying guns “for Heidi’s protection.” Spencer Pratt can barely control his mouth – just think of the harm he could do with a real weapon!
We’ve got more pics of the terrible twosome, as well as The Hills gals, Khloe Kardashian, Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie. Click!
Working two jobs just to make ends meet, and yet you can barely pay your bills? Well then the news that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt raked in over $3 millionin just two years solely from their work as douchebags might make you cringe a bit. How do they do it? Selling out, natch! The pair make a crapload not just off of their actual work on The Hills, but through club appearances, pictures, and horribly tacky clothing lines as well. Heidi herself has said that, “We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives,” and reiterated her aspirations to be Meryl Streep with better boobs: “I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious.”
But they aren’t the only Hillsies to make a pretty penny these days. Whitney Port, whose lisp is almost as adorable as her outfits, is reportedly going to star in a Hills spin-off, which will document her bi-coastal work for People’s Revolution. Will you watch?
Waiters, waitresses, servers, bus boys, and bartenders BEWARE!Heidi and Spencer may wear fancy clothes, drive Beamers, and drop cash, but when no one’s looking they are cheap cheap cheap! The putrid pair and two friends ran up a $783 bill at an LA restaurant Saturday night, and then only tipped $16 on the check!
Just in case they were too busy being catty to pay attention in high school math, here’s how it works:To get 20% of $783.00: Move the decimal place one spot to the left ($78.30) and double it. The magic number: $156.60! Looks like Spencer was a little off, not that we expect him to be good at math – or anything, for that matter. The poor server had to then bug a Hills producer for some dough, who handed over an additional $60. Would you expect anything classier from these two? [TMZ]
Would you watch a show starring just Spencer and Heidi? We’ve been giving this question a lot of thought today, and we’re scared to admit our answer might be “yes.” Awful, we know, we but we’re addicted to watching people pretend to act real! Spencer was spotted pitching the terrible/wonderful idea to an MTV head, saying, “I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer.” By real he means fake, right? Allegedly the show Spencer wants to do would follow the couple as they plan their wedding, which is a bit confusing because that’s basically what they covered on the last season of The Hills But really, who cares. We’ll watch anything this couple does, and apparently so will the paparazzi. They’ve been following the happy pair all around NYC this week, tipped of by none other than – you guessed it – Spencer and Heidi themselves. [NYP]
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went on a dinner date last night at NYC’s Kobe Club. Not only does this ruin the The Hills‘ only semi-dramatic hook, which is that the two are now on “relationship vacation” and seem to be headed towards a complete breakup, but Heidi allegedly said the following gem to the press in regards to a possible Hills movie:
I’ve never discussed a movie possibility for The Hills … and I’m not sure if for my first movie I’d let Lauren Conrad narrate me, so I don’t think that would be something I would do. If I was doing movies, I’d want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that. If they were to make a Hills movie, I wouldn’t be in it. No, thank you. The perfect movie I want to do is like Sydney Bristow [Jennifer Garner] on Alias I want to be, like, an action star. I want a big gun. Like Angelina Jolie roles. I want to be the badass.
Heidi, you star in a reality television show about spoiled twenty somethings that obsess over petty details in their self-important lives. This doesn’t mean that you have the talent to be a pop star, a fashion designer and a leading actress of Hollywood movies. It’s true that you have beautiful legs, but I wouldn’t sit by the phone waiting for Denzel’s people to call. [Photo: James Devaney/WireImage]
