There she goes, getting more and more famous for doing nothing. That’s our girl! Kim Kardashian went from getting peed on by Brandy’s brother in an “adult” cinematic experience, to scoring a reality show, a Playboy spread, and now a real live Oscar-nominee. Kim has been spotted getting her groove on with Terrence Howard, who is currently separated from his wife. A spy revealed that the two made out at a couple of NYC clubs, saying “They were all over each other. She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt.”

Of course he was! Terrence is smart enough to know that if he rubs her butt long enough, a genie will pop out and grant him three wishes. But as a newly single dude getting it on with a hot piece of ass, hasn’t one wish already come true? [NY Post. Image: Getty]

You think we’d let you go without glancing that booty?

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- When Jessica Simpson found out John Mayer and Cameron Diaz are dating, she reportedly “had her mouth open a mile wide.” Unfortunately, John did not accept the invitation. [Dlisted]

- Terrence Howard says that when he can “discipline” himself in the area of sex, he’ll become a Jehovah’s Witness. Jehovah is such a killjoy. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- The woman Remy Ma shot speaks out: “It’s really hard. It really hurts.” Is she talking about her injury or Remy’s hairdo? [CONCRETELOOP]

- Lauren Conrad is photographed in a bikini. This is her way of reiterating that she’s younger, thinner and has more free time than you, just in case you missed The Hills this week. [The Blemish]

- James Blunt hooks up with yet another model. “You’re beautiful,” isn’t a line; it’s a way of life. [Celebslam]

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Every day we’re amazed at the ridiculous things that come out of the mouths of famous people. We’ve rounded up the best of this week’s wackiest celeb statements for your reading pleasure, straight from Jamie Foxx, Amy Winehouse, and a slew of your other favorite stars. Enjoy their wise words - and your sanity.

• “If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go in a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean.” – Terrence Howard, detailing to Elle Magazine why he will only date women who use baby wipes after going to the bathroom. [DListed]

• “Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other. Take back what you said on the blog. I thought you was my girl. I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn’t good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life.” - Amy Winehouse in a text message to blogger Perez Hilton, following a bloddy fight with her husband. [PerezHilton]

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Of all the quotes floating around in the soup of crazy talk Terrence Howard ladles out in his recent Elle interview, this one is my favorite:

“I like women who look like me. Generally, you’re attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.“

The best part about this isn’t that he’s implying that he’s so hot, but that it makes his perfect match so obvious.

Why the hell isn’t he with Eva Pigford? They’re practically twin-like in their resemblance. Terrence gave no word on his feelings about incest to Elle, but hey, there’s always next time. [Image credit: Getty]

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