June 2, 2008

While the rest of the world was paying attention to who was winning what at the MTV Movie Awards, a few of us were drooling over our favorite celebs that looked good enough to bed. Check out our picks for the 10 Most F*ckable Celebs at last night’s show - and tell us, were you as turned on by Audrina’s new bangs as we were?
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Tags: Lindsay Lohan•Megan Fox•Will Smith•Zac Efron•Chris Brown•Ellen Page•Tila Tequila•Johnny Depp•Heidi Montag•Audrina Patridge•fashion•Hip Hop•Movies•MTV Movie Awards•Music•Television
May 21, 2008

F*ck barbecues! Feast your eyes on the number #1 reason we’re excited for summer: this Tila Tequila cover of King magazine, coming out June 3. The rag says, “ Along with her steamiest shoot yet, the pint-size freak comes clean about her criminal record, stripper days and schoolgirl fantasies.”
Hot fun in the summertime! [via Bossip]
Tags: Tila Tequila•Television
May 12, 2008

The Pussycat Dolls are authorities on what’s hot, or so it would seem as they’ve been tapped to host the VH1 special Maxim Hot 100, premiering Tuesday, May 27 at 9/8c. The one-hour one-off will count down the ladies on this year’s Maxim Hot 100 list. Tila Tequila, Natasha Bedingfield, Kat Von D, Ashanti, Taryn Manning, Ashley Tisdale, Molly Sims and Danneel Harris are just a few of the names to have made the list — tune in to find whose hotness is where.
Tags: The Pussycat Dolls•Ashanti•Ashley Tisdale•Natasha Bedingfield•Tila Tequila•Taryn Manning•Molly Sims•Television
April 7, 2008
The fakest show in the history of fake shows returns Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008, when erstwhile singer-songwriter and barely-clad short lady Tila Tequila returns to MTV looking for love . . . or something like it. From the trailer for A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila (see above), this season promises to be truly upsetting. Expect piercings, head-buttings, swearing, cops, vomit, blood and tears as 15 lesbians and 15 straight guys compete for the host’s affections. Take a look at those about to lose their keys to Tila’s mansion now. And for those of you out there wondering how on earth Ms. Tequila so quickly recovered from her heartache after her relationship with Bobby ended, look no further. She seems to have drowned her sorrows in a sea of bouncers and strippers. Isn’t that how everyone gets over a non-existent bad break-up?
Tags: A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila•Tila Tequila•A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila•MTV•Television
Posted by Jonathan Durbin
January 4, 2008

Tila Tequila, the delightful minx that drives us to distraction, strayed yet again and spilled the raunchy secrets of her heart to Blender magazine. She told them everything; when she jerks off, what she’d do to Angelina Jolie, even the “talentless whore-slut” rumors. You can check out the complete interview here, but we’ve included a few dollops of Tila’s wisdom below.
It’s a typical Friday night at 11 P.M. What are you doing?
Jerking off. [Laughs.] Watching TV, eating and jerking off by the fireplace.
Have you ever videotaped yourself having sex?
Yeah, who hasn’t? I’m like, “Listen, I don’t want to waste any more money renting porno. Why don’t we make our own?” We’ll watch it, and I go, “Damn, I’m hot!” [Laughs.] And then I destroy it, right then and there, so I know it’s not going anywhere.
How would you characterize your taste in sex?
Uninhibited. I learned that the more comfortable I am and the more I go all out, the more I get from the other person. They look at me like, Wow, this girl’s crazy!
Who could you meet that would make you lose your cool?
Clive Owen. He’s really grungy. If I’m dating a guy, I want him to be a man. And Angelina Jolie. Back in the day, I would have totally banged her.
What do people who don’t like you say about you?
That I’m a talentless whore-slut. Well, I must have a lot of talent to get a reaction out of everyone.
Tags: A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila•Tila Tequila•A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila•Television•Tila Nguyen•Tila Tequila