Tila Tequila, the delightful minx that drives us to distraction, strayed yet again and spilled the raunchy secrets of her heart to Blender magazine. She told them everything; when she jerks off, what she’d do to Angelina Jolie, even the “talentless whore-slut” rumors. You can check out the complete interview here, but we’ve included a few dollops of Tila’s wisdom below.

It’s a typical Friday night at 11 P.M. What are you doing?
Jerking off. [Laughs.] Watching TV, eating and jerking off by the fireplace.

Have you ever videotaped yourself having sex?
Yeah, who hasn’t? I’m like, “Listen, I don’t want to waste any more money renting porno. Why don’t we make our own?” We’ll watch it, and I go, “Damn, I’m hot!” [Laughs.] And then I destroy it, right then and there, so I know it’s not going anywhere.

How would you characterize your taste in sex?
Uninhibited. I learned that the more comfortable I am and the more I go all out, the more I get from the other person. They look at me like, Wow, this girl’s crazy!

Who could you meet that would make you lose your cool?
Clive Owen. He’s really grungy. If I’m dating a guy, I want him to be a man. And Angelina Jolie. Back in the day, I would have totally banged her.

What do people who don’t like you say about you?
That I’m a talentless whore-slut. Well, I must have a lot of talent to get a reaction out of everyone.