Just what this show needs!

More man-meat!

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Brooke Hogan recently took to her MySpace to post some confusing faux-mugshots of herself looking bruised. If the statement is one of solidarity with her still-incarcerated brother, Nick, she kinda threw us off with the layers of stage makeup. But isn’t that what layers of stage makeup are meant to do? Whatever! Additionally, Brooke posted a coinciding MySpace blog about the pictures…we guess? Her words verbatim go:

“LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers….

It’s so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day…LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people………or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of…um…. don’t you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!

Love Always, Brooke”

Your guess as to what all this means is welcome! [Brooke's MySpace via Dlisted]

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In this episode, Brooke gets a boyfriend.

…but, sadly, while on a date with Brooke, he kisses someone else!

What a pig!

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It’s always a party when Brooke’s around…

Always!

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Brooke Hogan isn’t any stranger to showing skin, and soon, she may be showing some more of it: The Daily News reports that Playboy has approached the Celebreality star and she didn’t say no! “No decision has been made at this time,” says Brooke’s rep, which means that she’s at least thinking about it. Posing nude for Playboy isn’t exactly something people need to mull over — you either want to go there or you don’t. If Brooke really is considering baring all, it’s pretty crazy, considering her (fading) good-girl image and how over-protective her father is. Things are about to get very interesting… [The Daily News via ONTD]

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Remember…

Hulk is watching. ALWAYS.

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Above: four minutes of writhing in lingerie led by VH1’s own Brooke Hogan at a party Saturday to celebrate the premiere of Brooke Knows Best. Backed up by a gaggle of burlesque-esque performers dubbed the Knockouts, Brooke performs “Big Spender,” in a bustier and bottoms so small that calling them “booty shorts” would be an exaggeration. Brooke knows best, yes, but even better: Brooke knows spectacle.

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Hey look…

…it’s Brooke!

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Brooke Hogan’s living on her own, working on her singing career, and apparently not neglecting her ab routine. She took time out of her hectic schedule to strike a few poses in Miami, leaving little to her fans’ imagination. Oogle pics below.

Tune into the premiere of Brooke Knows Best on VH1 this Sunday @ 10PM EDT.

Brooke Hogan [Getty Images]

Brooke Hogan [Getty Images]

Brooke Hogan [Getty Images]

Brooke Hogan [Getty Images]

Brooke Hogan, Glenn Douglas Packard and Ashley Menendez [Getty Images]

In the gallery below, check out some promo shots for Brooke Knows Best, which premieres July 13 at 10/9c on VH1. The press release promises that the show will follow her move to Miami “to enter a whole new world with no rules but her own.” How smart!

Her roommates, Ashley and Glenn also pop up in a few of the shots below.

Brooke Hogan poses for Brooke Knows Best promo image.

Brooke Hogan poses with roommates Ashley and Glenn for Brooke Knows Best promo image.

Brooke Hogan poses for Brooke Knows Best promo image.

Brooke Hogan poses for Brooke Knows Best promo image.

Brooke Hogan poses for Brooke Knows Best promo image.