New York has never been shy when it comes to matters of the vagina (choice quote: “You’re a very passionate kisser. ‘Cause I felt that in other places, too.“), so news of her joining a touring company of The Vagina Monologues should come as no surprise. New York will hit the stage in Los Angeles, Dallas, Atlanta and Houston as part of the all-black production of Eve Ensler’s perennial favorite. “It’s kind of a serious actress type thingy and that’s what I’m striving to be,” said New York to the New York Post. It’s not everyday that you read the words “serious” and “thingy” in the same sentence, but there you go.

Also in the touring production is Deelishis, who as you undoubtedly haven’t forgotten, “beat” New York out for Flav’s “heart” in Flavor of Love 2. New York and Deelishis traveling together to multiple cities? We sense another poisoning coming on! [New York Post]

Um, you might want to see this.

Above, Tiffany “New York” Pollard takes to YouTube to respond to news of the deaths of Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother. “There were some things that had gotten blown up in the media. It means absolutely nothing. Not true,” says New York, referencing a story earlier this month, in which she poked fun at Jennifer’s size and compared her fiance, I Love New York 2 alum David “Punk” Otunga, to Star Jones‘ sexually ambiguous ex Al Reynolds. Even though she clearly said all of that stuff (it was way too New York for it to be false), for someone as famously drama-queeny as Tiff, this offering of sympathy seems pretty heartfelt.

It shouldn’t surprise you at all that VH1’s eternal H.B.I.C., New York, has less-than-kind things to say about former I Love New York 2 contestant Punk’s engagement to the gay-icon-in-the-making diva Jennifer Hudson. But what may surprise you is why she’s wary about the pairing — it basically boils down to her suspicion that Jennifer is Punk’s personal gay icon. She recently told In Touch:

“He’s really loving being Mr. Jennifer Hudson. I think he’s loving the lavish things she brings to his life, he’s seeing the world due to Jennifer’s success. [But] can you love this person if they lose all of this tomorrow? She needs to find out. I just hope people are marrying each other for the right reasons…It’s a mixed match, it won’t work. He’ll be in her shadow like Al Reynolds was to Star Jones, like Stedman Graham is to Oprah…When we were in Miami together, he didn’t even try anything [on me]! Maybe I wasn’t his type, maybe I wasn’t big enough for him.”

The true test, of course, will be Punk’s response to this, if any. If it’s catty, New York really might be onto something. [Defamer]

Could it really be over between New York and reality TV?

Hardest breakup ever!

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Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Except in this case, “sweet” means “good TV.” If ever there were a modern translation of Shakespeare, surely this is it.

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This week on New York Goes To Hollywood, Tiffany (aka New York) is booked on the Chelsea Show. Above is an extended behind-the-scenes look at her preparation in the green room. Her bi-polar relationship with her assistant Lizza continues to take on a life of its own. I mean this has got to be one of the weirdest reality show partnerships.  Also check out the guy at the end of the clip. Random?

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In the video above, New York shoots the breeze with popular YouTube personality the Ninja at a pre-VMAs party. That she asks him for pointers on how to reach into a bitch’s chest and pull out her heart should surprise only those who didn’t know that she couldn’t already do that. [via ONTD]

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New York strutted her stuff during last week’s Celebrity Catwalk charity event. From the looks of it, she was heavy on the sashay and even heavier on the shanté. Peep full shots at Cutie Central and watch the video below of New York on the red carpet. She talks about her newfound vegetarianism and implies that it doesn’t apply to (A-HEM) all meat. Oh, New York! You’re such a maneater!

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Sister P, will your reign of terror never cease?!?

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