Gone-but-not-forgotten I Love Money bootee Chance recently spoke to King magazine about his kinda-sorta former flame New York, and what he has to say is…confusing. Describing sex with New York, Chance says:

“It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.”

It’s all well and good, since expecting sensitivity from Chance is like…well, expecting sensitivity from New York. Although she didn’t have those “silicone parts” until after the first season I Love New York finished taping. But whatever, it gets more confusing when Chance gives his parting advice for the HBIC:

“Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person. Stallionaires love you.”

So, having sex with New York was like having sex with a stuffed animal, but Chance isn’t opposed to doing it again. Is this his way of telling us that he’s a plushie?

Regardless, remember the good times, when Chance’s attraction for New York seemed infinitely more straightforward via the gallery below:

[King via ONTD]

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Poor Lizza. Check out this extra scene from last night’s episode of New York Goes To Hollywood. Sister Patterson unleashes the bitchassness on Lizza. She just plain goes berzerk grabbing phones, almost causing an accident, threatening violence.

It’s pure celebransanity* at its finest.

Watch out the rest of last night’s extra scenes and outtakes.

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* I think I coined this.

In this episode, things are looking up for New York!

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The tsunami that is known as Sister Patterson, aka Tiffany‘s mother, is coming to hawk over New York this week. Watch a sneak peek.

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A major motif of New York Goes to Hollywood is the New York’s eagerness to highlight the “B” in HBIC. OK, maybe that’s more the entire point of the show than a mere motif. Regardless, her mind-bogglingly good-natured assistant Lizza bears the brunt of New York’s nastiness, seemingly without resentment…until now! In the extra above, Lizza explains that New York’s embarrassing trips to the laundromat and the nail place on this week’s episode were of her design. “What better way to get back at her than to take her to a few places where maybe they’re not actually Japanese?” Ha! New York is but a pawn in Lizza’s game. At the end of the clip, New York’s so exasperated that she screams at someone (the camera guy? a producer?), “I do not like looking f***ing stupid! That’s real!” You can tell that she means it, too. Lizza: 1; New York: 0.

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In this episode, New York has her Zen moment.

It lasts all of five seconds, of course.

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August 13, 2008

New York vs. Tailor Made!

At last, we get to watch New York and Tailor Made in action, and it ain’t pretty. In the extra from this week’s New York Goes To Hollywood above, Tailor calls Tiffany and gets a swift tongue-lashing. “What is the definition of a fiance, if I’m your fiance?” wonders New York, who feels slighted. She goes on to chew him out and then “off-record” accuses of being gay. She calls the whole ordeal, “a trial and a tribulation!” We couldn’t agree more.

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At last, New York is back where we like seeing her most…

…in agony.

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August 7, 2008

New York: Fitter, Happier

New York was interviewed last week on Los Angeles’ KTLA, and true to what she told us in our recent interview with her, it’s clear that she’s dropped a few pounds since filming New York Goes to Hollywood (or, at least, since filming the first episode). She also seems to be restraining her boobs, which is new! Video below:

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Last week, we posted audio of a recent chat we had with New York. For those who missed it or couldn’t listen to it, we have the transcript below, along with some material that didn’t make it to the audio piece. In addition to her breakup with Tailor Made, Flav and Hollywood, VH1′s HBIC opens up about the pitfalls of fame, a chance encounter with Angela Bassett, her dog Princess and what she thinks of I Love Money. Did you know that she got her own spin-off because of science? Science!

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